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[-] Thorry84@feddit.nl 38 points 2 months ago

On the other hand, if you say you are going to the bathroom, nobody expects you to take a shit in the bathtub

[-] thefartographer@lemm.ee 14 points 2 months ago

Which is what makes it all that much more satisfying when the next person goes in

[-] mp3@lemmy.ca 24 points 2 months ago

Never heard "half bath", and I always called those washrooms.

[-] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 21 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

It is common in the US, frequently they will be listed as 2 & 1/2 baths if they have two with tubs and one without.

Haven't paid enough attention to know how they list multiple 1/2 baths but pretty sure they don't add up like regular fractions...

I always found the term 1/2 bath weird.

[-] Nougat@fedia.io 9 points 2 months ago

And a room with a toilet, sink, and shower stall is a 3/4 bath.

[-] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

Anything to avoid the metric system!

[-] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

I’ve never heard of this before. I have what you describe as 3/4 bath, but it was listed as a full bath in MLS.

[-] jewbacca117@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Imagine getting a half bath but only the back half so you don't even get a faucet

[-] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

half a sink, half a toilet, half a shower.

[-] Ledivin@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Haven't paid enough attention to know how they list multiple 1/2 baths but pretty sure they don't add up like regular fractions...

They'd either list them separately or as a whole and then clarify. E.g. "two full- and two half-baths"or something like "four bathrooms - two full"

[-] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 2 months ago

Whatever we call them, it's always some euphemism hiding the fact tha it's the pooping room.

[-] miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 months ago

We call it the poop stick room.

[-] thesohoriots@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Wafflestomp emporium

[-] JackFrostNCola@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Commonly called called a 'powder room' in australia.

[-] NielsBohron@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

or "water closet" in the UK

[-] FlexibleToast@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

It's a way to conveniently talk about the number of bathrooms. You can say a house is "three bedroom, two and a half bath" and you convey that there are two bathrooms and one "washroom".

[-] Steve@startrek.website 4 points 2 months ago

Or 5 powder rooms and zero bathtubs

[-] FlexibleToast@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Sure, it could mean that, but I don't think any could person would go to that conclusion.

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 15 points 2 months ago

You can bathe half your body in the sink and the other half in the toilet.

[-] psoul@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Cursed comment, but I’ll add on to it: If you plug the door slit with a towel the whole room becomes your tub.

[-] kitnaht@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Bath doesn't refer to the tub, it refers to bathing. You can 'sink bathe' with a rag and running sink water.

So a half-bath, contains 1/2 of the common furnishings for bathing.

[-] samus12345@lemm.ee 10 points 2 months ago

The real weirdness originates from any room with a toilet being called a bathroom despite many not having bathtubs.

[-] kevincox@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 months ago

Technically if it doesn't have a bathtub or shower it is called a powder room. But that phrase is rarely used. (Mostly because 90% of the time when we say bathroom we mean toilet.)

[-] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

At that point you're halfway to having a standard bathroom, so it makes sense to me.

[-] blackn1ght@feddit.uk 8 points 2 months ago

We'd just call that room "the toilet"

[-] Marty_TF@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 months ago

in german that room is just called "das kloo" (the toilet)

[-] TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 months ago

If you chop a bathtub in half and place the parts in different rooms, you can have two half baths. If you bring four such parts in the same room, you’ll get a double bath. Probably still not very good for actually bathing, because a half tubs don’t hold much water.

[-] lugal@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 months ago

And if you had half a bathtub, you could as well have no bathtub at all

[-] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 5 points 2 months ago

If it's fixed to a waterproof wall, it would work. Weird, but work.

[-] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 5 points 2 months ago

Good news! Most of the world would find that extremely weird (as with calling a room with no baths a bathroom). I think it's due to the euphemism treadmill.

[-] SolidShake@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

You're right. It should be called a 2/3 bath instead.

[-] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

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[-] FlexibleToast@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

You would have been fine if it was a Boston Whaler.

https://youtu.be/W7V-2_tyRAk

[-] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Clearly you've never half-bathed in gas station restrooms while hitchhiking cross country. Hint: it doesn't involve the toilet.

But I'm puzzled that a room with only one plumbing fixture is called a "quarter bath" regardless of whether that fixture is a sink, toilet or shower. Dat don't make no sense.

[-] bradorsomething@ttrpg.network 2 points 2 months ago

By code a bathroom is a sink and any combination of a bidet, shower, tub, or toilet.

[-] ThomasCrappersGhost@feddit.uk 2 points 2 months ago

We call it a trap, khazi, bog, privy, WC, toilet…don’t think I’ve heard “half bath”.

[-] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

So is this a good time to bring up Hillary's email server? Cuz I thought merely using an improperly secured server was a super huge deal to conservatives, many of whom screamed treason and demanded prison for her. And I don't think any vital information was ever actually leaked through it.

[-] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Showerthought: You could technically have a three-bath house with zero showers or bathtubs, just six little sinks all over.

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