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[-] Condiment2085@lemm.ee 7 points 2 weeks ago

I thought this is why they don't let people post photos within 4 weeks of joining lmao

[-] satans_methpipe@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Now we can study this policy failure.

[-] Bort@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago

I been posting images since minutes after I joined. I like to get weird with it.

[-] Rooty@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Checked your profile, it's based AF, continue doing what you're doing.

[-] Bort@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago
[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 1 points 2 weeks ago

I wonder what it says about me that I didn't see the alien for the trees?

[-] Bort@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

Your focus was drawn to a rather fetching lady snogging a dinosaur.

[-] Condiment2085@lemm.ee 1 points 2 weeks ago

Oh I forgot I think that's a lemm.ee thing not a Lemmy thing in general. They don't let you post images for 4 weeks Afaik

[-] gurnu@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

Shit, was the alien always there? Seen the original being passed around the internet for ages and never noticed... Too horny for saurus I guess

[-] zanyllama52@infosec.pub 6 points 1 week ago

This is fairly hot: alien, human, and dinosaur cuckold port. Everything I need.

[-] xia@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 2 weeks ago

Kinda surprised how long it took me to see the alien, almost a jump-scare.

[-] Veneroso@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Wow. He also likes to watch....

[-] evening_push579@feddit.nu 5 points 2 weeks ago
[-] DuskyRo@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

PEAK MENTIONED.

[-] Rooty@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Mogged by dinochad again. 😩

[-] wanderwisley@lemm.ee 4 points 2 weeks ago

Joe Rogan would love the shit outta this.

[-] Bort@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 week ago

Joe Rogan's fragile masculinity would be threatened by the dinosaur. But he would fantasize about being the alien, because he is a massive cuck.

[-] wanderwisley@lemm.ee 6 points 1 week ago

Agreed, either that or he would say that he could knock it out in a fight.

[-] BigDiction@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

I swear there’s a video out there some where of multiple dudes in dinosaur costumes replaying this exact scenario. It’s ancient.

[-] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 weeks ago
[-] BigDiction@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Ah i forgot it was Pterodactyl specifically, thanks for confirming!

P.S. to my handler at the agency, please forgive my search history this morning. The video above is what I was trying to find.

Bald representation!

[-] ekZepp@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago
[-] Bort@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago
[-] PrettyFlyForAFatGuy@feddit.uk 2 points 2 weeks ago

sigh... unzips

[-] 21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 2 weeks ago

I mean, my feelings on sexual behaviors in general are entirely dependent on consent and I think at the point of kissing from the back like that the dino has shown some sort of capacity to at least want to participate in this so whatever. Also it's a meme and I'm just demonstrating that I'm stoned with this comment.

[-] satans_methpipe@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Do you hear my eyes complaining?

[-] SuluBeddu@feddit.it 1 points 2 weeks ago
[-] Slovene@feddit.nl 3 points 2 weeks ago

*Interspecies erotica

[-] rosahaj@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 weeks ago
[-] Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago

The lady, dino, or alien in the background?

[-] Bort@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago
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[-] Psythik@lemm.ee 1 points 2 weeks ago

乇乂丅尺卂 丅卄工匚匚

[-] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago

Can someone explain the joke to me like I’m from the jungle and just discovered internet?

[-] Bort@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

A dinosaur is sexing up a lady while an alien looks on.

[-] FeelzGoodMan420@eviltoast.org 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Holy shit i didn't see the Alien until now.

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[-] j4k3@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago
[-] Bort@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago

it is i, a bort.

[-] random_character_a@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago
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this post was submitted on 22 Mar 2025
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