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submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by Tikiporch@lemmy.world to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

I'll start. I choose Ñ.

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[-] DuskyRo@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago
[-] iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 month ago

"PORN" and "Esc" are not letters.

[-] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Neither are the arrows and special characters!

If only they meant button. Smh my head.

[-] Demdaru@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

So in short, ehatever you use, you still can use arrows and enter, also alt and function keys...

Soooo choice doesn't matter, screen keyboards exist.

[-] Ziglin@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

You just need to be lucky enough to have a brainfuck interpreter with the appropriate libraries or a pre-existing alternative to imputing letters handy.

[-] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck

I mixed up my phrasing on a shit post.

[-] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Not an addiction bro it's harmless

[-] fl42v@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 month ago

Any of them. I'd just write a program that interprets a sequence of keypresses as Morse code beforehand 🤷

[-] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Not technically a loophole. I'll allow it.

[-] Fiery@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago

Who said anything about having time beforehand? You've gotta bootstrap from the ground up, making that program using only the single char you chose. Now that'd be a real challenge.

[-] Grimy@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

"X", I only need to tap it three times to get what I want.

[-] Pregnenolone@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

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[-] Enkers@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago

OK, you asked for it. I'm binding super+P to open pornhub in a private window.

[-] Sorse@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 month ago
[-] LostXOR@fedia.io 5 points 1 month ago

W, I might not be able to say anything useful but at least I can go forward!

[-] phdepressed@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago
[-] rockerface@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago
[-] Pudutr0n@feddit.cl 4 points 1 month ago
[-] RidderSport@feddit.org 4 points 1 month ago

~

This tilts people way to hard for what it is - a slightly drunk -

[-] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

As a vim user i would choose the space key and commit suicide with the stablizer under it...

[-] Hjalamanger@feddit.nu 3 points 1 month ago

F12. Looks like setax volume on this keyboard

[-] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

A porn button is just the literal opposite to the escape button

[-] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Is it though?

[-] TommySalami@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Easy, "K". I could handle some yes, no, maybe with that.

k - ok, but I feel some type of way about this

kk - hell yeah, I'm down

kkk - this is bad and I don't want it

this post was submitted on 25 Mar 2025
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