Millions starving and dying:

I sleep

Insurance companies being less profitable:

real shit

Climate change will destroy capitalism
Along with everything else

No shit the "have we tried monetizing the rot" ideology is not equipped to address a crisis.

If I had a genie I'd wish for the law of thermodynamics to manifest itself as a giant buff robot so it could beat all these fuckers up.

It will destroy a lot more than that

Please, can we get some pork on pork violence?

I'd love to see two billionaires get into a fight over who gets the last of the poor's stuff.

Serious question - isn't The Guardian 100% paywall free? I'm always on a desktop so I don't know.

"We must destroy the climate before it destroys capitalism."

“We are fast approaching temperature levels – 1.5C, 2C, 3C – where insurers will no longer be able to offer coverage for many of these risks,” he said. “The math breaks down: the premiums required exceed what people or companies can pay. This is already happening. Entire regions are becoming uninsurable.” He cited companies ending home insurance in California due to wildfires.

This is either a call for governments to start subsidising insurance premiums, or a way of grabbing attention to the risk management company this guy is part of. His entire analysis for why climate change will make capitalism enviable is that insurance premiums will rise too much. But not being able to afford insurance is the last thing you will notice after having your food production and energy systems decimated.

Mother nature gives no fuck about your skin of colour and status. Something that capitalist oligarchs all over the world will never acknowledge.

comrade climate crisis

Goooooooooooood.