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Banks can't run out of money. That's where money comes from! 
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We used to have Bob Hope, Johnny Cash, and Steve Jobs. Now we have no hope, no cash, and no jobs. Please don't let Speed Weed die.
Would we then have no speed or no weed
it's true, all the banks are almost out of money
Went down to the money store and they were fresh out folks.
Went to McDonalds, ice cream machine broke
Went to McBank, money machine broke
Went to see my favorite bridge, the Francis Scott Key, and you wouldn't believe what happened
You'd think that the banks would stock up on money
The problem is they were stonking up when they should have been stocking up
oh hell yeah, please do a bank run, do it
Nice to see him posting coherently after everything
Investment banks probably don’t have cash to people who are attempting to exit their investments
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This is a satirical post. Matt Christman is saying something that a pundit would say to make fun of how out-of-touch pundits are.
I thought the Concerning. was specifically makin fun of elon
I saw Felix retweeted Matt's post and referred to Matt as "Professor of the Economy from The Academy of Business" and it seemed like a funny pundit title you would see on CNN or something.
Looking into it
this post was submitted on 04 Apr 2025
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