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*touches banks* who did this to you
just checked. the banks are OUT
Banks can't run out of money. That's where money comes from! 
Went down to the money store and they were fresh out folks.
Went to McDonalds, ice cream machine broke
Went to McBank, money machine broke
Went to see my favorite bridge, the Francis Scott Key, and you wouldn't believe what happened
You'd think that the banks would stock up on money
The problem is they were stonking up when they should have been stocking up
We used to have Bob Hope, Johnny Cash, and Steve Jobs. Now we have no hope, no cash, and no jobs. Please don't let Speed Weed die.
Would we then have no speed or no weed
Nice to see him posting coherently after everything
it's true, all the banks are almost out of money
oh hell yeah, please do a bank run, do it
Investment banks probably don’t have cash to people who are attempting to exit their investments
spoiler
This is a satirical post. Matt Christman is saying something that a pundit would say to make fun of how out-of-touch pundits are.
I thought the Concerning. was specifically makin fun of elon
Me too I have to double to check now when I read concerning because of how that fool was using it.
I saw Felix retweeted Matt's post and referred to Matt as "Professor of the Economy from The Academy of Business" and it seemed like a funny pundit title you would see on CNN or something.
Looking into it
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
this post was submitted on 04 Apr 2025
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