More like Pepe Le Pew
French and stink lines
Can’t he just piss in the corner to mark his territory like a civilized person?
I know you are joking but french nobles really used to urinated out of the windows in Versailles and defecated behind doors and in the gardens some times. Fun fact but Louis 14 basically never washed himself and used a great amount of perfume as well.
Louis XIV should have gotten the guillotine just like his grandson. But he probably didn't smell that bad.
Experimental historians have shown that changing your clothes multiple times a day, like the dozens of times Louis XIV would, soaks up the sweat and smells quite effectively.
It's a form of conspicuous consumption as only the King and high noble can afford to go from a sleeping outfit to breakfast outfit to early morning outfit to morning tea outfit and so on etc.
Fun fact: Louis XIV ruled for so long that Louis XVI was very far from being his grandson. Louis XV, Louis XIV's successor, was in fact his third great-grandson (he was 5 years old in 1715 when he became king); and Louis XVI was again Louis XV's grandson. So Louis XVI is actually 5 generations removed from Louis XIV.
Also Louis XV should have been guillotined too, so I wasn't completely wrong.
Thanks, Yeah, I thought I was screwing that up. It's the unbroken Louis XIV to XV to XVI that got me.
They also wore underclothes which prevented the more expansive outer clothes from being stinky. As it is known that sweat stinks due to bacteria reproducing themselves and producing the gases as a side effect.
Definitely, though importantly the King was often changing those frequently too.
It's like how if you are not able to have a shower you still feel fresher if you change shirt, underwear etc.
Can’t he just piss in the corner to mark his territory like a civilized person?
This is a French tradition btw
Just a short video that I found about the sanitary situation in Versailles if anybody is interested: https://youtu.be/a_EH2CHS_-Q
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
giving everyone in the zip code a coma-inducing migraine with my stink: "aww yeah, power move"
only the french
Sauvage, seriously? Might as well wear Axe Body Spray. Wack-ass, pickup artist - coded, insecure teenager cologne is what it is. Sauvage might be one of the worst smelling colognes I've ever smelled in my life.
Not only is he a colonial piece of shit, he does fuck all with the nearly unlimited access he has to the French fragrance industry.
Sauvage is the national symbol for trashy european men pick up artists.
my visceral assumption when i realize someone is one of those heavy commercial fragrance people is that they smell bad and are covering something up. which isn't a moral failing, but i'm not into it, either. i stay away.
i was at the hardware store earlier looking at stuff in an aisle and cut a pretty crazy one mere moments before a couple cut through and i'd be lying if i didn't laugh thinking about them getting a sample of my beef.
hell yeah dude farts are funny
There is a stereotype of a certain section "dating-guruesque" european men that overdoses themselves on fragrance because its masculine. The one bavarian perfume influencer is another example of that stereotype. I think its more common in euro-romance countries.
Stinky boy......
Well he is French and we know all those mime-ass mofos stink like blue cheese.
Stinky... boys...? French boys... stinky...? ABCC11 apocrine sweat gland secretion???? French boys???? STINKY????
Must seal it away. 
Those fucking stinky semiconductor guys are finally on blast.
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