Can’t he just piss in the corner to mark his territory like a civilized person?
Can’t he just piss in the corner to mark his territory like a civilized person?
This is a French tradition btw
Stinky boy......
Well he is French and we know all those mime-ass mofos stink like blue cheese.
Stinky... boys...? French boys... stinky...? ABCC11 apocrine sweat gland secretion???? French boys???? STINKY????
Sauvage, seriously? Might as well wear Axe Body Spray. Wack-ass, pickup artist - coded, insecure teenager cologne is what it is. Sauvage might be one of the worst smelling colognes I've ever smelled in my life.
Not only is he a colonial piece of shit, he does fuck all with the nearly unlimited access he has to the French fragrance industry.
Must seal it away. 
Those fucking stinky semiconductor guys are finally on blast.
my visceral assumption when i realize someone is one of those heavy commercial fragrance people is that they smell bad and are covering something up. which isn't a moral failing, but i'm not into it, either. i stay away.
i was at the hardware store earlier looking at stuff in an aisle and cut a pretty crazy one mere moments before a couple cut through and i'd be lying if i didn't laugh thinking about them getting a sample of my beef.
hell yeah dude farts are funny
giving everyone in the zip code a coma-inducing migraine with my stink: "aww yeah, power move"
only the french
French and stink lines
More like Pepe Le Pew
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