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What's a Marxist banker?
A dogwhistle for "the Jews"
Dog whistle? Or fog horn?
The thing about dog whistles is they're foghorns to dogs but not humans.
Did the original response call out his blatant anti-semitic message? No, because they didn't know about it.
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Okay, you know that's not what I meant, but admittedly, that's hilarious. Take your upvote and GTFO.
99% chance that Marxist banking parasites= Jews. It's just Judeo-Bolshevism but reworded to hide the fact that it's an anti-semitic conspiracy theory.
I think you're right. I just learned that on this thread. It changed my perspective a little. I'll be scrutinizing pundits a little more closely when they spout oxymorons. I thought they were being more sloppy than malicious.
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A banker that handles our money?
What constitutes "our money" in a moneyless society?
Vibes, for the most part.
Wouldn't someone trying to control vibes make them more of a wanker than a banker?
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It's like when the commies say we have lawyers that pay politicians to vote for specifically their product lol that would be bribery and we have freedom
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I thought this was satire and I was wrong
https://blog.mygotodoc.com/p/the-philosopher-king-vs-the-vampire
You know it's a thoroughly written important article when you see typos like this:
inte3ract
Wow. That is one long-winded whack job.
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Troll level 1000. Tricking conservatives into paying you to take Ivermectin.
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Marxist banking parasites
Because for some reason, he's afraid to say "Jew bankers".
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Marxist banking parasites...
"Socialism is when banks charge you a $25 overdraft fee and rearrange transactions to force the most overdrafts" - Carl Farx
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If anything I want the parasites to turn me even gayer
The point of the parasite is to serve its agenda
I... Is he saying it's in a pinworm's best interest to turn you gay or trans? Or for a flatworm to have the banks in the hands of the "Jewish elite?" The parasite thing might almost make sense, in a bigoted, homophobic, transphobic, antisemitic kind of way, if he were talking about leftists, but he explicitly says he means microscopic ones?? And recommends dewormer to get rid of them??? I know lead was an issue back in the day, but have these people just been huffing lead paint????
I think this guy has been eating lead cereal for breakfast for years.
Say this and then when evil parents bring in their kids give them gender affirmation and gay affirmation
"The point of parasites is that you serve their interests, not your own". You mean Jeff Bezos, Elon Musk and other billionaires are making the government gay?
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Why the fuck do I bother with learning a marketable skill when the real skill I should be learning is how to scam dumb people.
I am really about to throw my morality away and start grifting the FUCK out of these clowns.
5G defense necklaces, vaccine-removal potions, distilled masculinity in a bottle, magnets you shove up your nose to keep trans kids out of your bank account, whatever, you name it. Since we're about to lose foreign production it's time to fire up those 3D printers and Etsy accounts.
While I'm being cheeky, I'm also not. The world has changed, the old ways are dying because there is too much opposition to truth and reality. Of fucking COURSE a genetics company is going to produce complete fantasy creatures and call them "Dire Wolves" and you know what? I WOULD TOO, because this is how you survive now, this is the world we've become through no fault of our own.
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Perhaps this is what Musk means when it says that empathy is bad.
If your goal is to maximise your own personal wealth, then empathy really is a hindrance. But I put to you that maximising money is not a goal worth devoting a lifetime to. And perhaps not scamming dumb people is a valuable way to act regardless.
(This is essentially what motivated the Quakers to push for set prices for goods rather than constant bartering. They believed that dump people should still be able to go to a shop and buy stuff without getting ripped off. I'd say that moral position has made the world a slightly better place.)
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Can I change my user name? Apparently there is some kind of fire sale on doctorates, and they're just giving them away. I'd like to be Dr_Chemical_Cutthroat.
What did you get your doctorate in
Is that Dr Ted Cruz, the real human doctor?
Actually the parasites make you obsessed with cats.
You can't just call the cat a parasite.
You absolutely can. They kill for amusement.
Marxist banking parasites
Bit of an oxymoron innit?
With the war on Palestine, it's a bit difficult to be more openly anti Semitic...
Not so much, just occasionally interleave your antisemitic nonsense with support for Israel, and smearing all critic of Israel as antisemites.
They mean Jews, but they say it that way for enlightened centrists who don't know how that phrase is contradictory on its face.
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the woke mind virus is literal now?
I dunno vampire parasites vs the philosopher king? What kinda powers do these vampires have because if its just glitter I'm team ivermectin on this one
marxist banking parasites?
I think the poster left out their intended ((()))
Ivermectin: Shit Yourself Straight!
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