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[-] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 95 points 3 weeks ago
[-] azi@mander.xyz 129 points 3 weeks ago

A dogwhistle for "the Jews"

[-] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 37 points 3 weeks ago

Damn, that got dark quickly. Thanks for curing my deafness.

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[-] meeeeetch@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago
[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 10 points 3 weeks ago

The thing about dog whistles is they're foghorns to dogs but not humans.

Did the original response call out his blatant anti-semitic message? No, because they didn't know about it.

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[-] perishthethought@lemm.ee 51 points 3 weeks ago
[-] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago

Okay, you know that's not what I meant, but admittedly, that's hilarious. Take your upvote and GTFO.

[-] markovs_gun@lemmy.world 35 points 3 weeks ago

99% chance that Marxist banking parasites= Jews. It's just Judeo-Bolshevism but reworded to hide the fact that it's an anti-semitic conspiracy theory.

[-] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

I think you're right. I just learned that on this thread. It changed my perspective a little. I'll be scrutinizing pundits a little more closely when they spout oxymorons. I thought they were being more sloppy than malicious.

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[-] piccolo@sh.itjust.works 29 points 3 weeks ago

A banker that handles our money?

[-] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago

What constitutes "our money" in a moneyless society?

[-] i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca 16 points 3 weeks ago
[-] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

Wouldn't someone trying to control vibes make them more of a wanker than a banker?

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[-] KeenFlame@feddit.nu 8 points 3 weeks ago

It's like when the commies say we have lawyers that pay politicians to vote for specifically their product lol that would be bribery and we have freedom

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[-] ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works 44 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)
[-] CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago

You know it's a thoroughly written important article when you see typos like this:

inte3ract

Wow. That is one long-winded whack job.

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[-] itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml 36 points 3 weeks ago

Troll level 1000. Tricking conservatives into paying you to take Ivermectin.

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[-] Doctor_Satan@lemm.ee 34 points 3 weeks ago

Marxist banking parasites

Because for some reason, he's afraid to say "Jew bankers".

[-] easily3667@lemmus.org 19 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Some people still have a semblance of cognitive dissonance where in their heads (nazi=bad) and (nazi ideas=good). We should give it a name they'll hate like fascist disphoria.

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[-] ZeroHora@lemmy.ml 25 points 3 weeks ago

Marxist banking parasites...

[-] frezik@midwest.social 18 points 3 weeks ago

"Socialism is when banks charge you a $25 overdraft fee and rearrange transactions to force the most overdrafts" - Carl Farx

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[-] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 23 points 3 weeks ago

If anything I want the parasites to turn me even gayer

[-] dalekcaan@lemm.ee 22 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

The point of the parasite is to serve its agenda

I... Is he saying it's in a pinworm's best interest to turn you gay or trans? Or for a flatworm to have the banks in the hands of the "Jewish elite?" The parasite thing might almost make sense, in a bigoted, homophobic, transphobic, antisemitic kind of way, if he were talking about leftists, but he explicitly says he means microscopic ones?? And recommends dewormer to get rid of them??? I know lead was an issue back in the day, but have these people just been huffing lead paint????

[-] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago

I think this guy has been eating lead cereal for breakfast for years.

[-] Fredthefishlord@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 3 weeks ago

Say this and then when evil parents bring in their kids give them gender affirmation and gay affirmation

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 17 points 3 weeks ago

"The point of parasites is that you serve their interests, not your own". You mean Jeff Bezos, Elon Musk and other billionaires are making the government gay?

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[-] slacktoid@lemmy.ml 17 points 3 weeks ago

Why the fuck do I bother with learning a marketable skill when the real skill I should be learning is how to scam dumb people.

[-] ameancow@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I am really about to throw my morality away and start grifting the FUCK out of these clowns.

5G defense necklaces, vaccine-removal potions, distilled masculinity in a bottle, magnets you shove up your nose to keep trans kids out of your bank account, whatever, you name it. Since we're about to lose foreign production it's time to fire up those 3D printers and Etsy accounts.

While I'm being cheeky, I'm also not. The world has changed, the old ways are dying because there is too much opposition to truth and reality. Of fucking COURSE a genetics company is going to produce complete fantasy creatures and call them "Dire Wolves" and you know what? I WOULD TOO, because this is how you survive now, this is the world we've become through no fault of our own.

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[-] blind3rdeye@lemm.ee 10 points 2 weeks ago

Perhaps this is what Musk means when it says that empathy is bad.

If your goal is to maximise your own personal wealth, then empathy really is a hindrance. But I put to you that maximising money is not a goal worth devoting a lifetime to. And perhaps not scamming dumb people is a valuable way to act regardless.

(This is essentially what motivated the Quakers to push for set prices for goods rather than constant bartering. They believed that dump people should still be able to go to a shop and buy stuff without getting ripped off. I'd say that moral position has made the world a slightly better place.)

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[-] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 16 points 3 weeks ago

Can I change my user name? Apparently there is some kind of fire sale on doctorates, and they're just giving them away. I'd like to be Dr_Chemical_Cutthroat.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

What did you get your doctorate in

[-] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago
[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago

well i didn't want to hear that

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[-] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 16 points 3 weeks ago

Actually the parasites make you obsessed with cats.

[-] T156@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

You can't just call the cat a parasite.

[-] NickwithaC@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

You absolutely can. They kill for amusement.

[-] podperson@lemm.ee 16 points 3 weeks ago

Is that Dr Ted Cruz, the real human doctor?

[-] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 15 points 3 weeks ago

Marxist banking parasites

Bit of an oxymoron innit?

[-] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 10 points 3 weeks ago

With the war on Palestine, it's a bit difficult to be more openly anti Semitic...

[-] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago

Not so much, just occasionally interleave your antisemitic nonsense with support for Israel, and smearing all critic of Israel as antisemites.

[-] frezik@midwest.social 8 points 3 weeks ago

They mean Jews, but they say it that way for enlightened centrists who don't know how that phrase is contradictory on its face.

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[-] dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 3 weeks ago

the woke mind virus is literal now?

[-] Fedizen@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago

Its the woke intestinal parasite now

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[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago

I dunno vampire parasites vs the philosopher king? What kinda powers do these vampires have because if its just glitter I'm team ivermectin on this one

[-] RandomVideos@programming.dev 11 points 3 weeks ago

Oh no! The Marxist parasites got to me!

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[-] AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net 9 points 3 weeks ago

marxist banking parasites?

[-] HuntressHimbo@lemm.ee 11 points 3 weeks ago

I think the poster left out their intended ((()))

[-] umbrella@lemmy.ml 9 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

this level of delusion is sad as fuck. i hate that we reached the point where plenty of people will believe this.

[-] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Ivermectin: Shit Yourself Straight!

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