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I have the thing I use that I made that protects you from all of that deepstate mind control shit.
All you have to do is sign up to my 33 week set of courses called "How to make my thing that protects you from all that deepstate mind control shit" for only $500 a course and you too can keep those damn woke mind virus causing gigawaves from infecting you true Alpha self.
Don't let them tread on your brain waves today!
Use discount code: IHEARTDADDYTRUMP to get 88% off your intro course.
So for just $60 and a commitment to spend another $16,000, I can ... um ... wait ... what are we doing again?
Getting protection from the deepstate mind control shit!
does it include Liberal tears?
You gotta do the course to find out, I'm not giving away my secrets for free!
Thankfully, coconut oil fixes everything.
No no not, that only fixes 3G waves... What you're looking for is krill oil!
Does it need to be mixed with milk thistle or just consumed alone? I keep forgetting 🤔
That's the nanobots in the covid vaccine. I used to be able to remember things too. Then I did all those drugs. It's Obama's fault.
Y'all are sleeping on apple cider vinegar, truly nature's miracle.
We didn't start the fire
Great song, but I could never find much in the history books about the space-monkey Mafia.
Dude I think you got the wrong sub, this is shitposts, not shit posts.
That came off so much more mean than I intended, now that I read it
So shitty! :]
Banana. I always want to add extra nnn's. And pronounce them. Bannanna.
i recently figured out how to explain 5g or any cellular broadband...
you remember when we used to have TV over antenna? but now we don't? yeah, that's because that same space is now cellular network. It's like looking at the rainbow and focusing on one color, that color will never change but what we use to look at it can.
Yes. These things all exist.
this post was submitted on 10 Apr 2025
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