In any given year, more than half of all gun deaths are suicides, so really it should read...
Go back inside
Shoot self
But how would they type it?
They are a bad shot
So much potential greentext, wasted.
People getting stabbed with wives instead of knives now 😔
this is why we need to regulate wives
I'd say we should just outright make homicide illegal so we don't have to be sexist about it.
yeah, fuck men though, they can stab as many men as they want, as long as they're in a gay relationship.
well yeah obviously gays should be allowed to stab people
We kinda do, there are legal requirements for marriage
pfft this ridiculous shit - most gun owners are completely cautious and safe people - is disproven easily by reality.
https://www.jalopnik.com/youve-got-to-stop-keeping-your-gun-in-your-car-1850929717/
https://www.jalopnik.com/a-gun-is-stolen-from-a-car-every-9-minutes-in-america-1851472717/
that's a single example of the idiocy. it gets dumber the further you research. Most, bwahahahah
most gun owners are safe and cautious
I know some of the most brain dead takes that my friends with guns do. Some gun owners are absolutely crazy when it comes to gun safety and storage.
I have known a number gun enthusiasts. About half of them have been safe with them. Only one shot themself.
The numbers aren't great.
The number of people who openly admit to coworkers that they have couch guns scares me
Another take, I am super on it with gun safety, but not storage. There are never minors allowed in my home, and a gun isn't useful unless you can get to it easily and it's ready to go. Only guns resting inside the safe are unloaded, all the guns that work for a living have loaded magazines and a round in the chamber (I don't own any 1911 pattern guns, if I did, they would not be chambered.) Also, no exposed trigger, everything is in a holster.
Or stabbed by kids because wifi is down ....
Anon probably deserved it
Fake. Anon doesn’t have a wife. That would involve talking to a woman.
And gay, for he got impaled from behind.
Be British
Go to the United States
Don't Get Blown up in a Cybertruck
Don't Get Shot up in a mass shooting
Don't Get Robbed shirtless by a home invasion
Don't Get Scammed broke by a crypto-coin shill
Do find the one person in the entire country who insists on doing knife crime
Marry her
Get stabbed to death
Post about it on 4chan
He's lucky his wife didn't have a gun.
Both the "locks away guns, guns are always empty except on the shooting range or hunting, safety conscious" person and the "gets drunk every evening and sleeps with a loaded gun under their pillow" person are actually totally safe as long as they uphold the number one rule of gun safety: "The barrel of a gun may never be pointed at a person". Super hard to shoot someone unless you are Angelina Jolie or James McAvoy or one of those bullet ricochet superheroes. Of course it's a useless rule since it is simply stating the obvious. But that doesn't seem to stop people from repeating it.
You repeated it?
So she was "standing her ground?"
If the wife knows where he keeps the guns she could and probably would just as easily shoot him.
Could just be a story about a man getting pegged by his wife
Aim center mass babe
Hmm...
This is some combination of right-wing gun-toting and sexism. A very.... wonderful combination.
See that is the problem.
All gun owners should be completely cautious and safe. That is why you background check them thoroughly.
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