I'm a liberal AMA : chapotraphouse

[-] Coolkidbozzy@hexbear.net 18 points 6 days ago

How do you sleep at night

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 21 points 6 days ago

In a racecar bed

[-] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 11 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Been asking myself this question as long as I can remember

[-] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 13 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

When does the Narwhal bacon good sire

Edit: Omg thank you for the reddit gold!

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 13 points 6 days ago

I got that reference! Take my gold kind gentle sir!

[-] SovietBeerTruckOperator@hexbear.net 11 points 6 days ago

How many books have you read besides Harry Potter?

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 14 points 6 days ago

Umm excuse me why would I ever read anything else? Besides, if we want to appeal to moderates we need to stop doing unrelatable hobbies like reading.

[-] radio_free_asgarthr@hexbear.net 13 points 6 days ago

Hillary Clinton: great presidential candidate, or the greatest?

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 16 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

She's a queen, threatened by an orange orc sadly 😂🤣

[-] radio_free_asgarthr@hexbear.net 9 points 6 days ago

Pokemon go to Mordor. We need to reach out to Sauron, and convince him to preserve 10 to 20 trees in Isenguard.

[-] HarryLime@hexbear.net 12 points 6 days ago

Hi a liberal, I'm dad

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 8 points 6 days ago

It's not a phase dad

[-] SamotsvetyVIA@hexbear.net 11 points 6 days ago

you're not special we're all liberals here

[-] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 9 points 6 days ago

I'm Hexbear's only real liberal the rest of you are commies.

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 6 points 6 days ago

No I'm the one Tru liberal sorry sweaty

[-] Keld@hexbear.net 11 points 6 days ago

Did you cry when they shot Medgar Evers? Did you cry when they shot mr. Kennedy? Did Malcolm X get what was coming?

[-] vegeta1@hexbear.net 11 points 6 days ago

Is hillary light itself or mother of all dragons

[-] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 8 points 6 days ago

Yes.

[-] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 10 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

I don't need to ask you anything because I too am a liberal, and therefore already have all the answers I could possibly want given to me by Marvel Movies, Harry Potter, and my high school social studies class which I got an A in 🤓

[+] Future_Honkey@hexbear.net 9 points 6 days ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

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[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 12 points 6 days ago

Well first I wake up and make my bed, making sure to smile at my custom Obama quilt cover.

Then I eat breakfast and check emails.

Brunch.

Check housing markets rates to see if I should raise the price of my rental properties.

Drive my Tesla to the office (I bought it before he was Crazy)

Negotiate between my conservative and liberal minded subordinates, making sure to reach a middle ground on all issues.

Brunch 2!

Drive home and drink wine while watching the news. Got to see what crazy things the mango man is doing today!

[-] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 9 points 6 days ago

real liberalism hasnt been tried yet

[-] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 10 points 6 days ago

If you're a liberal, what's your favourite freedum?

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 13 points 6 days ago

Freedom to be a landlord of colour

[-] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 10 points 6 days ago

Who'd make the better dream president: Michelle Obama or Hillary Clinton

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 16 points 6 days ago

Oprah Winfrey

[-] ThermonuclearEgg@hexbear.net 6 points 6 days ago

Hillary Obama is your second choice though right?

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 6 points 6 days ago

Uh DUH of course

[-] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 10 points 6 days ago

is it because you ate the pizza that turns you liberal

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 9 points 6 days ago

Ye

[-] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 5 points 6 days ago

well why did you do that? disgost

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 4 points 6 days ago

I was out of beans

[-] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 4 points 6 days ago

point-and-laugh-1 point-and-laugh-2 look at this buffoon. they got no beans

[-] Utter_Karate@hexbear.net 8 points 6 days ago

Have you read Harry Potter!? Is it true that he is a wizard?

[-] buh@hexbear.net 7 points 6 days ago

Liber_Owl

[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 8 points 6 days ago

[-] CommunistCuddlefish@hexbear.net 5 points 6 days ago

What year did history start?

[-] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 6 points 6 days ago

Favourite West Wing episode?

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 8 points 6 days ago

The ones where they reach across the isle

[-] ThermonuclearEgg@hexbear.net 4 points 6 days ago

It's actually aisle, therefore I will now look down on you smuglord

[-] GeneralSwitch2Boycott@hexbear.net 4 points 6 days ago

Are you boycotting the Switch2?

[-] GeneralSwitch2Boycott@hexbear.net 3 points 6 days ago

The silence to this question is deafening.