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[-] tourist@lemmy.world 68 points 1 week ago

They didn't have any abbreviations ready for that sentence

[-] HoneyMustardGas@lemmy.world 38 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

"So, what code do we put in for the insurance company?"

[-] piefood@piefed.social 104 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)
[-] Empricorn@feddit.nl 11 points 1 week ago
[-] Wilco@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago

This explains everything in 5 characters.

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[-] Gork@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago
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[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago

FGT SPNR STK ON PNS

[-] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 10 points 1 week ago

If the chief complaint is funny/fucked up enough, we won't abbreviate it

[-] toofpic@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago

The ultimate Helicopter Dick.

[-] someguy3@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago
[-] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 week ago

I don't have a penis, but I for one was a total idiot at age 9.

[-] absentbird@lemm.ee 10 points 1 week ago

Not having a penis: the perfect counter to the fidgit spinner trap

[-] BakerBagel@midwest.social 13 points 1 week ago

Boys start playing with their weiners as soon as their hands can start grasping stuff. It's instinctual.

[-] iheartneopets@lemm.ee 7 points 1 week ago

It's instinctual in that all babies explore their genitals as soon as they can start willfully moving their hands, yes. It's not just boys having a special connection to their genitalia.

[-] dumbass@leminal.space 17 points 1 week ago

Yeah, but we make it our personality!

[-] iheartneopets@lemm.ee 6 points 1 week ago
[-] dumbass@leminal.space 3 points 1 week ago

Nawww you miss your opportunity to call someone a dumbass and get away with it... dumbass.

[-] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

My wife texted me the other day:

You know that yellow slide our son carries around? Well, he started sticking his penis in it, you have to talk to him now.

He's 4. It's just what boys do.

[-] GoodLuckToFriends@lemmy.today 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Yeah, children play with their genitals far more than I ever wanted to believe. I don't really remember doing it as a kid, but it wouldn't surprise me if most parents, including mine, have stories about the odd things that happen.

[-] iheartneopets@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago

Not just boys. Girls explore and test boundaries with their genitals too.

[-] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Have a daughter also, so I know it all too well! Our focus is "It's normal but private." We will see how that goes.

[-] iheartneopets@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

That's gonna be our approach, too with our kiddo.

It's a hard one to fight your own overly-conservative programming in order to teach a healthier outlook to your kids. Hard to know if you're going too far one way or the other. So much of parenting you just don't know if you're doing it right until you're done.

Fist-bump from one internet parent to another, you're doing a great job ✌️

[-] andros_rex@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago
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[-] UltraMasculine@sopuli.xyz 8 points 1 week ago

I'm much older than 9 and stuff gets stuck on my penis all the time.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 week ago

Check out Mr. Popular over here with his social life.

[-] tomi000@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

I dont think 15yo penises fit into fidget spinners, but Im not an expert on child genitalia.

[-] ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago

I'll ask my priest.

[-] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 week ago

It really depends on both the size of the fidget spinner and the will of the child.

[-] dutchkimble@lemy.lol 2 points 1 week ago

You misunderstand. It’s a 9yo fidget spinner.

[-] dumbass@leminal.space 5 points 1 week ago

You gotta start somewhere.

[-] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

I was jerking off around that age, hadn't ever seen any porn or anything, no need to call child protection, it was just natural for me

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[-] dechnically@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 week ago

he's literally me

[-] SassyRamen@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Right foot penis, abdomen penis, back penis, fidgit spinner.. still spinning!

Someone did not know that alcohol makes you soft.

[-] assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Yeah. Lets get the 9yo drunk

[-] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

It builds character, dammit!

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Ahahaha. Missed that detail, but it could be 19, 29, 39, 49, 59, 69…well maybe not 69+.

[-] KingBoo@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago
[-] nichtburningturtle@feddit.org 8 points 1 week ago

It's a 9 year old and some spinners have a hole on each side.

[-] expatriado@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

15 mins at the swimming pool is cheaper than ER

[-] assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

He might need to have his penis drained to get it out.

[-] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

Usually I get mine out before I drain it.

[-] hOrni@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Like it didn't happen to everybody at some point.

[-] PapstJL4U@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

That's why you explain what the helicopter really is...

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