Give me the news, I've got a... bad case of lovvvvvvin youuuuuu
Somebody always got to beat me to it. I'm not nearly as clever as I think I am. :(
Don't think of it as a race, think of it as an opportunity to find kindred spirits
Damn, I felt my heart thaw a bit. Gotta be more careful around this neck of the interwoods.
Haha! Yes, I too am old, nice to meet you.
For some reason I have strong memories of my childhood dentist having this song on. They almost always had a "soft rock" station on, which to young me was very awful.
Forgot that Terry Gilliam was in Spies Like Us
"Hand crafted, Real Sugar, Small batch"
Everything okay over there America?
My parents wanted me to become Dr. Doctor. But I'm merely a Mr. Mister. So take these broken wings.
🎵Can't you see I'm burpin, burpin?🎵
Little bit of Thompson Twins? Nice.
Definitely had a cross between "it's an older meme" and "I understood that reference" memes fighting it out before posting, wondering how many people might actually get the reference.
Dr. Who?
The only question... The question the Silence dreads... The first question in the universe... Doctor Who?
Major Major Major Major
Oh, the mess I'm in
Please. I applaud you on the UFO reference instead of Robert Palmer.
Waiter: "What would you fellas like to drink?"
UFO: "Dr. Doctor! Please!"
I was hopping for someone to reference UFO or I would myself. Happy to not be disappointed.
🎶 Doctor, Doctor, say what you see, I've got a bad case of diabetes 🎶
I mean what else are you gonna name the flavor that is Dr pepper?
Cherry BBQ flavor?
I can't really explain how it tastes except that.
Dr. Pibb? Mr. Pepper? Mr. Doctor? Dr. Mister?
No I mean the flavor not the name. Sprite tastes like lemon lime, Fanta is orange, grape soda is... Grape. Root beer tastes like cough syrup, etc...
What the hell does Dr pepper taste like?
I think it tastes like BBQ sauce with cherry in it.
Spiced cherry cola, maybe?
Yeah that works. Explains the pepper part for sure.
Dr? Doctor.
Thirst? Unquenched.
Hotel? Trivago.
Visa? Mastercard
Anything labeled "Non-GMO" is bullshit. Whether the "real" sugar in there came from sugarcane or beets those plants have been genetically modified for centuries, long before dipshits decided GMOs were somehow unnatural and scary.
Who?
Can these machines even operate using glucose syrup? They seem to be attempting to get in on the non-corn syrup craze, but I don’t think they’re physically capable of using what they’re implying, but not stating.
Rest of the world exists you know, where corn doesn't get insane subsidies and sugar cane / beet is far cheaper than corn syrup.
Ingredients of our Cola bag-in-box for postmix machine: Water, sugar, colouring (sulphite ammonia caramel), acid (phosphoric acid), flavourings (contains caffeine), sweeteners (acesulfame-K, sucralose), preservative (sodium benzoate), anti-foaming agent (dimethylpolysiloxane)
Oh, sugar tax and health labels (green A good, red E bad) made everyone cut back a little and add some sweetener... Meh.
It is a US product made with cane sugar, I don’t see the relevance of the rest of the world
“Currently RHB does business with More than 3500 customers all around Texas“
Yes.
Source: Fat American who drinks corn swill (HFCS) soda.
Oh, doctor, doctor I must have gotten this sick somehow
The labels on that are funnier
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A collection of some classic Lemmy memes for your enjoyment
