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[-] Lamprey@hexbear.net 34 points 3 days ago

Me texting you every 5 minutes while in a bi polar spiral

[-] __ghost__@lemmy.ml 17 points 3 days ago
[-] stink@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 3 days ago

Stop calling me out 😢

[-] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 25 points 3 days ago

"ball is in chinas court" as china keeps hitting 3-pointers from over half a court away

[-] SexUnderSocialism@hexbear.net 18 points 3 days ago

China be like niko-dunk

[-] HelluvaBottomCarter@hexbear.net 32 points 3 days ago

What is the deal with this guy? He's been posting "insider" headlines for a couple of weeks. He obviously picked Bloomberg so he would get picked up by hungry finance news outlets.

[-] Maturin@hexbear.net 11 points 3 days ago

It's a bot account that reposts bloomberg headlines automatically. Not a real person.

[-] HelluvaBottomCarter@hexbear.net 7 points 3 days ago

It doesn't repost bloomberg headlines though. They tweeted the trump tariff pause before it was ever announced officially and Bloomberg didn't run the story before they posted it.

[-] Maturin@hexbear.net 6 points 3 days ago

I think the info comes from bloomberg terminals

[-] HelluvaBottomCarter@hexbear.net 7 points 3 days ago

Yeah I don' think bloomberg terminals transmit unannounced policy changes a day in advanced and I think if it did the news outlet that owns the terminals would say something before letting it get floated by a bot.

[-] Maturin@hexbear.net 1 points 3 days ago

Well I don’t know what to tell you then. All I know is that that account has been around for years and is not a human.

[-] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Either a troll, a bot, or both.

Or potential both or one of those ... intentionally used as a sock puppet to facilitate basically insider trading... or state sponsered chaos generation agent.

??????

I... normally would have thought that... after the actual literal fake news posted by this account recently caused a massive stock swing upward... than then basically undid itseld after several news agencies revealed oh shit this source is fake maybe we should not have just reported it as fact...

I would nornally think people would avoid this account after that.

But uh, no, apparently not, apparently everyone is a moron.

[-] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 19 points 3 days ago

China: Here's your broom.

[-] peeonyou@hexbear.net 9 points 3 days ago

This is a satire account i'm pretty sure.. i don't have xitter so i can't confirm tho

[-] SexUnderSocialism@hexbear.net 10 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

It doesn't seem to be a satire account. This person just does nothing but post headlines and quotes from various news articles without posting the source.

[-] Maturin@hexbear.net 18 points 3 days ago

It's a bot account that reposts bloomberg headlines automatically. Not a real person.

[-] SexUnderSocialism@hexbear.net 6 points 3 days ago

Ah, yeah that makes sense.

[-] kleeon@hexbear.net 17 points 3 days ago

He would fit perfectly in the news mega

[-] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 8 points 3 days ago

I think it's a feed from a Bloomberg terminal that just reposts the article titles.

[-] peeonyou@hexbear.net 6 points 3 days ago

lol.. ok well at least its funny

[-] SexUnderSocialism@hexbear.net 5 points 3 days ago

Yeah, it allows for gems like that screenshot. peltier-laugh

this post was submitted on 16 Apr 2025
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