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Holy shit if these people get anymore cult like they're going to move to South America and kill themselves.
Man, we should be so lucky.
I'll buy the Flavor-Aid.
This is just normal to people that grew up around evangelicals. Those nut jobs are everything they hate, but pump out kids as a way to be immortal.
Sounds like the kinda guy you want in charge of all of America's sensitive information.
The important thing is that he's not batshit insane.
I'm not going to have a lot of sympathy for anyone who lets that guy put his dick in them.
Well apparently he doesn't do that, news outlets are saying that all of his kids are from ivf.
Since Leon and Zuck killed factchecking, there is nothing stopping me from believing this.
If he denies it I think he should just show us dick. SHOW US YOUR FREAK DICK ELON
Not even if it was with a turkey baster.
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14 kids and no family.
Even his AI generated kids hate him
The report said Musk sent Fong a direct message asking if she wanted to have his baby — despite never having met her in person. Fong confided in friends about the advance, and once Musk found out, he unfollowed her, and her X earnings reportedly nosedived. At the peak of Musk’s engagement with her posting, she apparently raked in $21,000 over a two-week stretch on his platform.
That's kind of messed up
How do you make $21,000 on twitter?
Premium Xitter subscriptions and Elon artificially inflating your numbers.
What a fucking loser.
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dear saint luigi: please please please end musk. and as many of his acolytes as possible.
But when they persisted in asking Him, He straightened up, and said to them, “Those who are without a billion among you, let them be the first to lay the basket and fasten the frame for the blade.”
A legion of children that hate him👍
He doesn't give a shit, them loving him isn't his goal
Well now I'm starting to think that 4chan account might actually be his, how fun!
A Nazi who thinks he's the Antichrist. What a fuckin world
Who "Christians" put in power, fucking delicious irony, what a bunch of ignorant, hateful assholes.
Who "Christians" put in power, fucking delicious irony, what a bunch of ignorant, hateful assholes.
That part is straight out of the Bible too
I know right!
Can't say I'm surprised. Honestly, the Zionist Evangelicals who keep trying to start the Apocalypse would probably be happy.
Is it weird to anyone else that he just assumes his "legion" of children will follow him unquestioningly?
My dad keeps giving me stock "tips" (my stepsister works at a gold mine and he keeps telling me their stock'll go up any day now despite the mine not being in operation yet 🙄) and I haven't even followed through on that.
What did I just read why does this dude exist
So this guy has time to be CEO of twitter, spacex, xai, starlink, tesla, boring company, head of DOGE and still has time to try to hook up with thousands of girls online? Something tells me CEOs are pretty useless if you can be running that many companies each week.
Yeah it's more hilarious: he's not hooking up with anyone, this is pure turkey baster going on.
what's with billionaires and wanting to have so many bloody babies
Weird Nazi cult pseudoscience based on the science of natural selection - they actually think they are superior and have superior genes therefore it's in the best of the species that their "superior" genes propagate as widely as possible.
Weird, one would assume that guy owns a mirror in at least one of his mansions.
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Hopefully they all end up like his daughter.
My contempt for this man has reached levels previously thought far outside the realm of possibility.
He’s such a weird little creep
How many heirs fighting in courts all over the world does it take to redistribute a multi-billioniare's wealth through court fees, lawyer fees, accountants, penalties, etc until none of them are supreme-wealthy anymore? Just never work again wealthy.
Even if some of them don't really want it, they could still find lawyers to fight on contingency and let them drain the wealth. Then donate whatever they might eventually get, if anything.
For example, Anna Nicole and her late husband's son effectively fed lawyers for years and years. Michael Jackson's estate has been tied up in litigation for decades. And Mike had 3 kids, Anna one surviving kid.
With over a dozen and counting Leon kids, and a ton of potential other types of suits incoming from world-wide plantiffs, it'll be interesting to see how that estate eventually gets drained and dispersed.
His money is basically incomprehensible to how we regularly think. If he hired a law firm to work on each case 24/7 for the entire year at $5000/hr, and then even if each inheritance case took 20 years and he had 50 children suing him simultaneously it'd cost him billions--but he'd still have hundreds of billions left. Fuck billionaires
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Good. Increases his chances going out early by patricide.
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