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Students in Lamar can no longer learn about the state of Virginia on their online research database due to the ban

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[-] Etterra@discuss.online 26 points 1 month ago

Because nothing gets 13 year olds hornier than the State Seal of Virginia. Idiots.

[-] T156@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

What did you expect, it literally has Virgin in the name (!)

[-] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 4 points 1 month ago

Even if, come on... 13 year olds get horny full stop. Whatcha gonna do next, separate boys and girls again? Make all females wear sacks?

[-] djsp@feddit.org 3 points 1 month ago

Whatcha gonna do next, separate boys and girls again? Make all females wear sacks?

Don't give them ideas. I wouldn't be surprised if they promoted gender segregation as some form of “protection against the ~~gay~~ trans threat”.

[-] Seleni@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

It’s just going to be the ol’ ‘women aren’t allowed to go to school’ schtick again.

[-] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 17 points 1 month ago
[-] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 6 points 1 month ago

Maybe it's not really about the nipple but about what it says: thus always unto tyrants.

[-] resipsaloquitur@lemm.ee 15 points 1 month ago

Wait until they find out the grizzly on California’s flag is completely naked.

[-] pyre@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

when you're too conservative for 1912 Virginia

[-] Tungsten5@lemm.ee 7 points 1 month ago

Its just a tiddy. Not even a real one. This is so stupid

[-] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

The dumbfucks in the Deregulated Texas Oblast would lose their shit over Marianne, the French Goddess of Liberty.

[-] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Tit semper tyrannis

[-] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 month ago

Tbf, Virginia has an absolutely terrible flag. State seal on a blue back drop?

Come on.

[-] celeste@kbin.earth 8 points 1 month ago

and way too few breasts

[-] scheep@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

that would be most US states

[-] jerkface@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago

Congratulations. This is oniony.

[-] mPony@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Religious oppression stifles education.

[-] NauticalNoodle@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

As someone that subscribes to the fundamental tenants of vexillography, I have a bigger issue with Virginia's state flag overall design. It is bad practice to use a state seal in a flag design. It is worse practice to also include text in a flags design. -Imagine if you shrank that flag down to 2"x3" do you think you'd still be able to read that? Flag's are supposed to be read from a distance.

-My solution is to keep the boob, and get rid of everything else except the blue and white background. It would be distinctive and it would still retain it's same symbolism.

[-] jsomae@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 month ago

vexillography is just prescriptivism for rectangles

[-] xia@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 month ago

The boob that launched a thousand forum threads.

[-] Notso@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago

This timeline really gets dumber and dumber by the minute...

[-] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 1 points 1 month ago

Wouldn't this also affect things about the British Monarchy and Ireland due to the Winged Maiden?

[-] Khanzarate@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

No, because the Texas schools don't know what those are.

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world -3 points 2 months ago

Virginia is the worst state anyways.

[-] snekerpimp@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Umm, Mississippi, Alabama, Kentucky, Tennessee, Arkansas… all are much, MUCH worse than Virginia.

[-] annette_runner@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago
[-] foggy@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Delaware is basically America's tax haven. It's tiny, useless, and corrupt.

I vote Delaware sucks the most.

[-] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Not sure about that, I believe South Dakota's banking system is completely deregulated.

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

I caught crabs in Nebraska.

[-] annette_runner@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Lol I didn’t even know there were many crabs in Nebraska. Are you sure it wasnt a crawdad someone stepped on?

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

They definitely weren’t crayfish.

[-] bacon_saber@fedia.io 4 points 1 month ago

It has booba on its flag. Your statement has been invalidated.

this post was submitted on 19 Apr 2025
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