Because nothing gets 13 year olds hornier than the State Seal of Virginia. Idiots.
What did you expect, it literally has Virgin in the name (!)
Even if, come on... 13 year olds get horny full stop. Whatcha gonna do next, separate boys and girls again? Make all females wear sacks?
Whatcha gonna do next, separate boys and girls again? Make all females wear sacks?
Don't give them ideas. I wouldn't be surprised if they promoted gender segregation as some form of “protection against the ~~gay~~ trans threat”.
It’s just going to be the ol’ ‘women aren’t allowed to go to school’ schtick again.
Seriously?
Maybe it's not really about the nipple but about what it says: thus always unto tyrants.
when you're too conservative for 1912 Virginia
Wait until they find out the grizzly on California’s flag is completely naked.
Its just a tiddy. Not even a real one. This is so stupid
Tit semper tyrannis
The dumbfucks in the Deregulated Texas Oblast would lose their shit over Marianne, the French Goddess of Liberty.
Tbf, Virginia has an absolutely terrible flag. State seal on a blue back drop?
Come on.
and way too few breasts
that would be most US states
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Religious oppression stifles education.
As someone that subscribes to the fundamental tenants of vexillography, I have a bigger issue with Virginia's state flag overall design. It is bad practice to use a state seal in a flag design. It is worse practice to also include text in a flags design. -Imagine if you shrank that flag down to 2"x3" do you think you'd still be able to read that? Flag's are supposed to be read from a distance.
-My solution is to keep the boob, and get rid of everything else except the blue and white background. It would be distinctive and it would still retain it's same symbolism.
vexillography is just prescriptivism for rectangles
Wouldn't this also affect things about the British Monarchy and Ireland due to the Winged Maiden?
No, because the Texas schools don't know what those are.
The boob that launched a thousand forum threads.
Virginia is the worst state anyways.
Umm, Mississippi, Alabama, Kentucky, Tennessee, Arkansas… all are much, MUCH worse than Virginia.
Never been to Nebraska?
Delaware is basically America's tax haven. It's tiny, useless, and corrupt.
I vote Delaware sucks the most.
Not sure about that, I believe South Dakota's banking system is completely deregulated.
I caught crabs in Nebraska.
Lol I didn’t even know there were many crabs in Nebraska. Are you sure it wasnt a crawdad someone stepped on?
They definitely weren’t crayfish.
It has booba on its flag. Your statement has been invalidated.
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