He'd probably have his engineers some kind of overcomplicated and extremely expensive fighter that'd keep running into issues with both the hardware and software. It'd be called the Super Efficient Xtrafighter (SEX, get it? Freaking epic!).
Oh man, the libs were right, you can just 
the bad stuff away! 
CW transphobia
But she failed to respond to the ubiquitous ads the Trump campaign ran claiming that Harris supports sex-change operations for prisoners. She allowed Trump to create the impression that she favored the most radical version of transgender rights.
Biden, allies say, never would have let such attacks stand. He would have clearly rejected the idea of trans women competing in women’s sports.
Drink a bottle of bleach, Franklin.
Economists really earning their pay.
I'm glad someone's actually doing bits on LinkedIn, it's otherwise full of the most self-serious bullshit, corporate bootlicking and ”motivational” posts imaginable.
That one article about trolling LinkedIn was good too, it had stuff like ”all of connections get notified when you have a work anniversary, so add a bunch of executives and a bunch of jobs, so you'll waste their time with notifications about your anniversary at the Pig Boy job”.
Yeah, no shit. These pathetic 
vassals don’t care though, they’ll keep throwing money down the pit of “increased defense spending because NATO wants it”.
He just forgor who must go.
I found about him on the Something Awful forums, where they presented him as some kind of folk hero who was fighting against the man and AFAIK they still have Killdozer emoji.
He was actually a libertarian asshole who thought it was government tyranny that he couldn't keep emptying human waste into an old concrete truck barrel. He would've gotten a ton of money for his property that was going to have a concrete plant built on it, but he refused.
It was really just luck that he didn't kill anyone, he ran his dozer into a library where a bunch of children had gathered, but they were evacuated just in time.
I dunno why I'm talking about this now fairly obscure piece of Internet lore except I randomly thought of him a few days ago and realized it was almost exactly 20 years ago (
). I guess it's also a good example of how telling a story selectively can change its perception, which is relevant with Tiny Man Square having its anniversary too.
Impeachment is going to save us from Trump
The E. Jean Carroll verdict is going to save us from Trump
Impeachment is going to save us from Trump (again)
The Stormy Daniels verdict is going to save us from Trump
This guy works for a company called Lobby X that's like a neoliberal meat grinder recruitment site.
TERF Island 
Bonus: I found a Guardian article praising this pile of garbage as a very modern Tory 🤢
They spent millions on their campaigns, can't let it just go to waste.
Piles upon piles of "Jeb! 2016" and "I identify as Cuomosexual" shirts
Wonder how many kids cried after getting the Dan Quayle card.
Far too on the nose that capitalists ended up owning and destroying this series.
The whole history of ZA/UM, the original company, not this zombie husk, was that it was a group of friends coming up with their own ideas for a fictional universe. It really shows in DE that it was essentially a labor of love done by a small group, and it's completely different from any other modern game. This wasn't enough for the vampires who can't appreciate anything that isn't made from the ground up to be a money making machine, so they just had to take it over. "Wow, a new popular IP, how about a TV show on Amazon?"
Article is titled "‘Enshittification’ is coming for absolutely everything"
Article is paywalled 
On 15 April 2018, Syrian President Bashar al-Assad's name was added to the website.
🥺
They should make a rhythm game based on the story of that nazi forced to play the piano.