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[-] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 50 points 5 months ago

It's Sunday. Joe couldn't go to church because COVID, so God made a house call.

[-] Zachariah@lemmy.world 43 points 5 months ago

Now do Trump. What makes him drop out?

[-] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 124 points 5 months ago
[-] Mac@mander.xyz 34 points 5 months ago

Daaaaamn. Fuckin gottem.

Well, actually not, i guess...

[-] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 9 points 5 months ago

I think we all miss Trump.

But some of us are working on our aim.

For legal reasons, to my FBI agent: this is a joke. I don't even own a gun, man... You know this.

[-] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 months ago

They actually don't know, unfortunately. The gun manufacturers and their lobbyists have made sure of that.

[-] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 6 points 5 months ago

Tenacious D, No!

[-] alvvayson@lemmy.dbzer0.com 45 points 5 months ago

The humiliation of losing to a black woman.

The past months the mood in America has been: not these two old geezers again.

I am honestly optimistic that it's going to be a landslide for the Democrats without Biden. Americans are just sick of Trump and they didn't want Biden to run again.

So the Democrats are giving the people what they want, while the Republicans are trying to force feed them something they don't want.

Let's see how this plays out.

[-] wander1236@sh.itjust.works 39 points 5 months ago

I'm still a little worried with how racist and sexist even Democrat voters tend to be. Hopefully the excitement of not having an 80 year old as the candidate outweighs subconscious bias.

[-] Thrashy@lemmy.world 24 points 5 months ago

Obama won by healthy margins in '08 and '12, and Hillary -- the least likeable candidate that's made it to the top of the Democratic ticket since Dukakis -- still won the popular vote. I think the people who would vote against a black woman for President were never going to vote for a Democrat in the first place, and given the general aura of relief and enthusiasm I've seen in left wing spaces since the announcement I think Harris is going to be riding a wave of support from the left, even if half of it is just from people who are glad they don't have to hold their noses to support a doddering octogenarian because the alternative is fascism.

[-] 5C5C5C@programming.dev 3 points 5 months ago

My only concern is the demographic that would have been too lazy to vote but now will be frothing at the mouth to vote against a black woman.

I can only hope they're outweighed by the demographic that was apathetic toward Biden but is willing to get off the couch to vote for Harris.

[-] Thrashy@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I just don't think that's a very big demo. Anybody who's suddenly motivated to keep the White House white and estrogen-free is more than likely a foaming-at-the-mouth MAGAt, who was already motivated to put their guy back in office. There will of course be a few people who fit that description, and probably many more diet racists and sexists who will just stay home if their options are Trump or a "left-coast liberal woman," but I don't think they make up a significant-enough proportion of the voting public to outweigh that latter group you mention, who couldn't muster much enthusiasm for Biden but are amped-up to vote for somebody younger, healthier, and more dynamic.

[-] III@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago

These people couldn't accept a white mean beating their white man. I look forward to their civil, humble response to their now anointed god being beaten by a black woman.

[-] dumbass@leminal.space 35 points 5 months ago

He stepped down on national ice cream day...

[-] Brickhead92@lemmy.world 22 points 5 months ago

Someone close to him: You're not getting ice-cream unless you drop out of the presidential candidacy!

Biden: Done... Now where's my ice-cream?

He's only human, anyone would do the same.

[-] Jackcooper@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago

Aw man he loves that stuff almost as much as he loves exposed shoulders

[-] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 23 points 5 months ago

God: "Joe, President of the United States. I'm giving you a task to make you an example in these dark times."

Biden: "Good idea, O Lord!"

God: "Of course it's a good idea!!"

[-] weirdbeardgame@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago

God: "What are you doing?"

Biden: "Averting my eyes lord"

God:"Well stop that!"

[-] Clearwater@lemmy.world 17 points 5 months ago

Quick search to verify...

So this is how I learn. Wouldn't have it any other way.

[-] theangryseal@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

I don’t know how you missed it. After the debate I was eager to see him. “Please don’t be senile. Please don’t be senile!”

[-] TheRaven@lemmy.ca 13 points 5 months ago

George Clooney:

[-] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 9 points 5 months ago

Hilarious.

Honestly, one candidate was just shot at, the other noped the hell out....

I mean, C'mon. If this isn't a sign that Americans want change, I don't know what would be. This is the political equivalent of being given an eviction notice. Stick around and "there will be trouble" (in your best RoboCop voice).

[-] TheBat@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

The one time free will doesn't matter and big G chose to do this.

[-] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world -5 points 5 months ago

Biden dropped out 4 hours after Manchin told him to.

[-] holycrap@lemm.ee 4 points 5 months ago

Didn't realize Manchin was god. Or maybe it's just a god complex.

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