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Coming down your chimney (slrpnk.net)
submitted 3 months ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
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[-] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 56 points 3 months ago

Thanks, I hate it.

[-] Etterra@lemmy.world 44 points 3 months ago

My fiancee loves Xmas so I showed her this. She just made a face and wouldn't stop saying "no" while walking away.

[-] taiyang@lemmy.world 16 points 3 months ago

You're the best kind of fiance, lol

[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 5 points 3 months ago

No presents for you next xmas.

[-] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 32 points 3 months ago

Higher quality version

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

I remember upgrading from CGA to EGA.

[-] shy_mia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 26 points 3 months ago

You didn't need to post this.

[-] Raptor_007@lemmy.world 20 points 3 months ago

What…am I supposed to do with this…

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 16 points 3 months ago

Suffer, obviously

[-] criss_cross@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

Remember that this creature sees you when you're sleeping.

[-] WhereGrapesMayRule@lemmy.world 15 points 3 months ago

If you have balanitis: wash your penis every day using just water or an emollient (moisturising treatment) gently pull back your foreskin and wash the area with warm water. dry gently after washing. if you use condoms, choose condoms for sensitive skin. wash your hands before peeing or touching your penis

[-] swab148@lemm.ee 7 points 3 months ago

I learned something on Lemmy today!

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

1 foreskin = 1 medical coverage

Thoughts and prayers

[-] rambling_lunatic@sh.itjust.works 13 points 3 months ago

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 3 points 3 months ago

For some reason, this is super small, but I got the gist of it.

[-] rambling_lunatic@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago

Open the pic in a new tab if you wish

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 4 points 3 months ago

here I am zooming in like some stupid boomer. Time to punch the clock. My brain is fried from work.

[-] funkajunk@lemm.ee 7 points 3 months ago

What in the eldritch horror is this

[-] DickFiasco@lemm.ee 7 points 3 months ago

Reminds me of "All Through the House" from Love, Death, and Robots. I highly recommend the series.

[-] coffee_with_cream@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 months ago

I haven't laughed this hard in a while, thank you, I needed this ❤️

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

Oh, Santa baby.

Cum down my chimney tonight.

[-] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 5 points 3 months ago

Holiday Slurm

[-] tenchiken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 3 months ago

The new holiday celebration for the Alien franchise looks pretty dope.

Facehuggers in the packages?

Can we get a predator franchise crossover that's passover themed or such?

[-] CaptainEffort@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 months ago

Oh yeah, and an elf will burst out of your chest

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

It’s like Elf on the Shelf or Mensch on the Bench except this one is Terminator on the Radiator.

[-] Hugin@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

God emperor of December.

[-] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 3 months ago

No.

[-] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Hey it's like that one episode of Space Ghost.

https://youtu.be/UxVbaBYxHXE?si=gigQNy-RxdxqkM3a

[-] thesporkeffect@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

This would make a great Rubber Johnny esque short video

[-] x4740N@lemm.ee 1 points 3 months ago

C*ming down your chimney

[-] Banichan@dormi.zone 0 points 3 months ago

I'm feeling this 😏

[-] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br -1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Like the idea of the comic, but the order of the panels is kinda meh. I think the chimney from the inside de house should be first, then Santa's face with a reaction like this 😣, then inside again maybe leaving aa present like a larva leave an egg, then to Santa 🤤 and finish with the entire Santa's image climbing on his ride.

[-] xenspidey@lemmy.zip -2 points 3 months ago

Shouldn't it be cuming down your chimney?

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