How did they license this video of me playing guitar? Did my ex give the video over without telling me? Was there money involved?

I think you mean Will Menaker.

I remember the biggest news coming out of the attempted reboot was that Doug TenNaple signed the rights over to Interplay back when he created it, so he would never see a dime from the reboot. Edit: Okay I just looked into it and apparently the reboot was just a scam to hock NFTs. So very on-brand for Doug.

OG Baldurs Gate

Truly archaic, but it's also impressive to see what they were able to pull off in later games considering what they were working with.

Yeah but where I am it's all Honkies with No Rail

To be fair, a lot of David Lynch's work has anime vibes

I'm big on explorer. I like historic but the meta shifts so slowly and I hear there's one deck that's oppressing the meta in timeless. Wouldn't mind trying Brawl but I don't have the wildcards for it.

Oh you mean Blaseball?

And I'm a lil drunk

IKR they won't even give us Gremlins III, where they kill Hulk Hogan for real

Yeah but people aren't going to read 300+ page novels to understand the lore of M:TG, they want to have it explained in an entertaining way over the course of about 2 hours.

Also, The Thran would be awesome as a movie. Hell, I'd even go see a stage production of The Thran.