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The court of the crimson king
The court of the clown king
HE DID IT AGAIN 
A sad, cut down, hollow, zero sizzle shadow of what once was
Is that room in the OEOB? Did each athlete get ONE entree sandwich?
Imagine having access to the whitehouse culinary staff and not constantly asking for garlic naan with butter chicken soup.
Or even just like- better hamburgers than McDonald's has.
Doesn't he do fast food because he's worried about poisoning? He trusts anonymous cooking, at least iirc from first term. If I'd abused and hurt and cheated and lied about so many ppl, I'd be afraid of poisoning too
Brown people food in the white house of amerikkka?
If you wanted to burger you could burger so hard with an unlimited budget. No imagination.
Once had literally just a well seasoned patty with caramelized onions and mustard on a toasted pretzel bun and let me tell you the world of good borger is as vast as it is untouched.
I worked at a fast casual place as a line cook for a couple years. Loved doing cream cheese on the top bun, bacon and avocado with a rare to medium rare patty.
I'm hungry rn and thinking about a gourmet burger is sending me. Why would you settle for fast food slop? 
Nobody dessimates toppings and soaks it on mayo like the burger clown.
gourmet burger
So like A&W?
No no Red Robin
Yum
He's an uncomplicated man
Cheap motherfucker
He's the cheapest rich person I have ever seen
I wonder how many times a week Trump tells them to make overcooked steak with ketchup again.
Yeah yeah, the most American man on the planet did something that was previously reserved for satire of American culture.
And liberals still think Trump is a KGB asset.
Whatever relationship he had with Russians was definitely transactional, and looking at some recent, um, documents definitely proves it was all Russian capitalists. But a lib could never grasp that, just like they'd think this statement is an endorsement of the Russian Federation instead of an observation.
u already know he didnt tip
Real horseshoe theory 
Pretty brave to order door dash to the white house NGL
imagine the fucking irritation the delivery person had to go through with the security and shit
It actually might not be so bad because security probably just stops you as soon as you get to the end of the area anybody would just be allowed to walk around in, and then a bunch of dudes in suits take all the burgers and disappear them (their specialty)
I guess they never saw Waiting
Actually sweaty the real tip is getting to visit the white house, see Trump (briefly from a distance obviously), and these American champions. 
I was expecting a lot more hesitation from a group of people I'm assuming have had their daily intake budgeted down to the femtocalorie and consisting primarily of cottage cheese and kale show a little bit more hesitation but nope, they bite the bullet and chow down.
They're athletes, they'll burn it off
Yeah, but I feel like I'd be looking at it like putting bunker fuel in a ferrari
they literally just won gold at the olympics, that's a once in 10000 lifetimes opportunity for a caloric binge
So you wouldn't want to waste it on McDonald's, right?
personally i'd absolutely waste it on some taco bell so i feel like i can't judge
I think I'd hold out for fresh pasta.
usain bolt was pogging off the chicken nuggies in china
isnt this after the olympics? if theyre in off season now theyre probably not counting calories or they already factored these calories in beforehand
A lot of them have to go back to their day jobs in the NHL this week.
This is what amerikkka deserves
we found him. Treatler.
He's out of ideas. Boring. Sad.
Only the very best slop money can buy for the big sons!
this post was submitted on 25 Feb 2026
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