Mama mia, you are-a getting-a very sleepy ⏱️

In Atlantic City, N.J., beach cops were instructed to throw ice water on seaside petting parties

o7 to the volcel police

Greeting another man in the morning?? What, did you wake up in his bed?

I think that one just amended an older law. Steroids were first regulated as part of the Crime Control Act of 1990, which was sponsored by… oh.

morally bankrupt vs rich with no morals

that’s the 2020 Ukraine defense budget

wth Milei has 4 cloned English mastiffs named after Chicago school economists?

First they came

On a holiday weekend?

US marines

I get how it happened now

a human would struggle to come up with “noise canceling headphones”