
My neighbors must be wondering who am I screaming at since I live alone but it's literally just me yelling "how the fuck am I supposed to dodge that???" because I'm playing Hollow Knight 
How come nobody invented healthy cigarettes yet? You're telling me we landed on the moon but can't invent healthy cigarettes? Somebody should try to roll up some dried spinach leaves in smoking paper and smoke it. There's no way that could be bad for you
You're telling me today is the first day of summer? I have to survive three more months of this shit?? 
That sounds horrible. I hope I never have to experience that 
Bro fell into Plato's cave 💀💀
He's trying to free the prisoners

When you sign up on Hexbear, you get sorted into one of the megathreads like in Hogwarts houses

The French always send their soldiers in pairs so when one dies, the other one picks up the baguette and continues fighting
Imagine what the world would look like if Hexbear did NoFap for 5 days - 
Playing both sides so that you always come on top and maximise your chances of going to heaven 
This is brilliant
Another innocent victim of cancel culture smh 





