These pantry moths are fucking with my karma smh. I'm never gonna escape the cycle of saṃsāra at this rate
When you sign up on Hexbear, you get sorted into one of the megathreads like in Hogwarts houses
The Lord doesn't have a great policy track record tbh.
First he created all humans in his own image and then decided that he doesn't like them, which is a huge self-own. He then killed them in a huge flood which is basically the first genocide.
When people tried to unionize and build the tower of Babylon, he mixed up their languages so that they can't communicate with each other (common union busting tactic).
I don't think this guy should choose our philosopher-monarch
The French always send their soldiers in pairs so when one dies, the other one picks up the baguette and continues fighting
Imagine what the world would look like if Hexbear did NoFap for 5 days -
Playing both sides so that you always come on top and maximise your chances of going to heaven
This is brilliant
It's never too late, comrade! There is no point in comparing yourself to others since everybody has different circumstances. It's best to compare yourself to your past self and see how much progress you have made.
I recommend starting small and adding some healthy habits first. For example, you can download a step counting app and try to walk for at least 3000-4000 steps every day. I also recommend listening to self-improvement podcasts, since it's an easy way to absorb useful information. You can listen to them while walking or washing the dishes. I also recommend the book Atomic Habits by James Clear, it's a good book and has a lot of useful advice. You can do this chief
His mind is a storm of the freshest 9GAG memes from 2011
Where did that bring you? Back to me
Another innocent victim of cancel culture smh