Isn't that just how the language works though? Like, it sounds unnatural to say certain nouns without adding "the" to the front. Spanish does that too, it's why Das Kapital is called El Capital in Spanish but just Capital in English.

The lanky one looks like Wilt from Foster's home

You need a house centipede bodyguard to hunt down the rest of your infestation.

This is totally tangential, but this quote makes me think of that one Phineas and Ferb song.

"It's not a party, it's an intimate get-together!"

"Candace Party! Candace Party!"

It looks like she's striking him with a milkshake whip in that first pic

Impressive! I remember taking a long time on the beginning levels because the language logic made by brain melty. It still does tbh

Yeah it's read as "secretaria primera" in this text. And Prime Secretary is a good translation, though First Secretary is good too because job titles like these are literally numbered. Primera Secretaria, Segunda Secretaria, Tercera Secretaria, etc.

It's agony trying to find sources that are specific and contemporary. Aristotle mentioned pederasty in the Nicomachean Ethics saying that it's a morbid state of character that arises from men who are either naturally brutish or who were abused as children.

...and others are morbid states (C) resulting from custom, e.g. the habit of plucking out the hair or of gnawing the nails, or even coals or earth, and in addition to these paederasty; for these arise in some by nature and in others, as in those who have been the victims of lust from childhood, from habit.

Source

Are non-mammals even capable of sucking? No, right? My sippy cup is the ultimate defense against birds, bugs, fish, and lizards

There are? Where? 😮

I see that your army didn't have galeforce on every character then haha

Nowi gets to sit on the bench until she learns to put a shirt on.

I think we should lock up Fire Emblem avatars and throw away the key. If they're not practicing eugenics, they're marrying children or their subordinates. Sometimes all three at once. It's time we bring back the glory days of ace Ike.