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  • anyone identifying as ‘isntraeli’ and not ‘occupied Palestinian’ isn’t a comrade
  • anyone identifying as ‘amerikkkan’ and not ‘occupied Turtle Islander’ isn’t a comrade
  • anyone identifying as ‘ausstralian’ and not ‘occupied Kangaroo Islander’ isn’t a comrade
  • anyone identifying as ‘ssouth kkkorean’ and not ‘occupied Korean’ isn’t a comrade
  • anyone identifying as ‘north irelander’ and not ‘occupied Irish’ isn’t a comrade
  • et al
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[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 47 points 11 months ago

If you were born as a human being on planet earth you don't pass the True Leftist Purity Test. Only natural born martian bacteria can be a true leftist.

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 32 points 11 months ago

Which is why we must declare Martian Law!

[-] Weedian@hexbear.net 36 points 11 months ago
[-] citrussy_capybara@hexbear.net 30 points 11 months ago

hunt-me-for-sport Martians are going to hunt me for sport?

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 17 points 11 months ago
[-] Weedian@hexbear.net 14 points 11 months ago

All Stormys and Quinns report to the gymnasium

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 12 points 11 months ago

Save it for Queen Dopplepopolos

[-] citrussy_capybara@hexbear.net 17 points 11 months ago
[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 16 points 11 months ago

MAMA

Make Amerikkka Mars Again

posadist-nuke

[-] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 15 points 11 months ago

MAMA

OO-OO-OO-OOOOOOH

DIDN'T MEAN TO MAKE YOU CRYYYYY

IF I'M NOT BACK AGAIN THIS TIME TOMORROOOOOOW

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 9 points 11 months ago

Carry on, carry on

As if nothing really matters

[-] citrussy_capybara@hexbear.net 23 points 11 months ago

anyone identifying as ‘planet earthian’ and not ‘occupied Martian’ isn’t a comrade

[-] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 19 points 11 months ago
[-] Ildsaye@hexbear.net 11 points 11 months ago

Quaid...Quaid...! Press the communism button... Free Maaars--*

[-] Guamer@hexbear.net 37 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Anyone identifying as a 'gooner' and not a 'self-love enthusiast' isn't a cumrade.

[-] Egon@hexbear.net 36 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I remember someone made an effort post right after October 7th about how it was wrong to call for the death of Israel or something. They spent a lot of energy explaining that Jews had to have a nation (while acknowledging Israel was bad) and that saying that they shouldn't was anti-Semitism or something.
This site has changed a lot over a few months, and it is for the better

[-] Aru@lemmygrad.ml 20 points 11 months ago

The early months were trenches, motherfuckers really defended "leftist kibbutzim" whatever that meant.

[-] Outdoor_Catgirl@hexbear.net 15 points 11 months ago

If there was a Jewish ethnostate that murdered the native population and was built on top of germany, I might have less opposition to it. But it is not.

[-] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 7 points 11 months ago

that murdered the native population and was built on top of germany, I might have less opposition to it

If it was France I'd be openly cheering

[-] gay_king_prince_charles@hexbear.net 28 points 11 months ago

If you identify a man and not an occupied woman, you aren't a comrade

[-] citrussy_capybara@hexbear.net 22 points 11 months ago

behold! president-parrot-naked an occupied woman!

[-] PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS@hexbear.net 27 points 11 months ago

I identify as an Amerikkklan of the United HateSS

[-] citrussy_capybara@hexbear.net 15 points 11 months ago
[-] PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS@hexbear.net 20 points 11 months ago

Purity is a fascist concept connected inextricably with whiteness

[-] HotAtForty@hexbear.net 27 points 11 months ago

Anyone who identifies as champagne and not sparkling white wine better be from the champagne region of France

[-] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 9 points 11 months ago

Stalin nationalised champagne production in USSR and the effect was Советское шампанское, hit that is produced even now under several different names.

[-] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 6 points 11 months ago

It tastes great too and like only 3-4 dollars a bottle

[-] roux@hexbear.net 25 points 11 months ago

Kangaroo Island? I heard that place is really hopping.

[-] Antiwork@hexbear.net 20 points 11 months ago

Trots like how will we mobilize the working people of these colonized nations if we don't placate to the colonizers????

[-] citrussy_capybara@hexbear.net 37 points 11 months ago

anyone identifying as ‘trot’ and not ‘occupied Marxist’ isn’t a comrade

[-] GlueBear@hexbear.net 18 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I can't tell if this post is serious or sardonic.

Assuming it's the latter; if there is a current decolonization effort and you actively identify as a settler and do not at least preface that by saying you are an ally, then you shouldn't be surprised when others assume you're not serious about indigenous rights.

So I agree, identifying as "Israeli" while a fucking genocide is going on, does make me question your sincerity.

[-] citrussy_capybara@hexbear.net 10 points 11 months ago

context

  • a post was removed calling for genocide of all isntrealis
  • a mod posted a followup “reminder” that started out ok with how offputting calling for unlimited genocide is, but then said ’we love out israeli comrades, we just hate how far right the israeli government has swung recently’ which got the mod temp banned and another post removed
  • one commenter in that second removed post said calling for violence against colonisers is calling for violence against amerikkkans and for the death of 80% of the users of this site
  • this is a third post trying to humourously shitpost about the events without actually starting a struggle session
the title and first line about Palestine are genuine, but then some funny ideas for other stolen land areas came to mind so it turned into a challenge to see who could write the funniest “anyone identifying as _____ and not _____ _____ isn’t a comrade” joke

what you describe about Palestine is spot on, and while it would be fun to see more occupied kangaroo islander framing and such, unlike the first the rest do not automatically disqualify comradeship

[-] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 8 points 11 months ago

violence against amerikkkans and for the death of 80% of the users of this site

"...You mean to tell me there's a simple trick for decreasing the overrepresentation of Seppos on Hexbear by 100%?"

"...To shreds, you say."

[-] citrussy_capybara@hexbear.net 6 points 11 months ago

maybe the post is a failure and would have benefited from more clarity, thought adding the ‘et al’ and responding to the first couple comments with new riffs was enough to infer intent without over explaining but it can be tricky to find a balance, and at least there’s added context now

[-] GlueBear@hexbear.net 2 points 11 months ago

Ok, I see now

[-] Moonworm@hexbear.net 17 points 11 months ago

You're so brave for saying this.

[-] citrussy_capybara@hexbear.net 26 points 11 months ago

anyone identifying as ‘brave’ and not ‘occupied Chicken’ isn’t a comrade eric-andre

[-] Moonworm@hexbear.net 17 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)
[-] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 9 points 11 months ago

Well, I guess I'll live by that.

[-] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 8 points 11 months ago

I identify as "American" precisely because I do not live on occupied Turtle Island and was not born on occupied Turtle Island, but people keep assuming the opposite. Am I valid uwu?

[-] JayTwo@hexbear.net 8 points 11 months ago

Anyone with a feline fursona that leaves the house on their own isn't a comrade.

[-] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 4 points 11 months ago

If you identify as a citizen of Ptarmigan instead of being a citizen of Chicken, you are not a comrade.

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