Love that they buried this part until the end of the article. I guess it was a while ago, but still,

In 2007 two incidents involving nooses within the Coast Guard drew national attention. That summer, a Black cadet at the service’s officer training academy found a noose in his sea bag while aboard a Coast Guard vessel. The next month an instructor discussing race relations in response to the first incident reported a noose was left in her office.

Besides passive glance at headlines, I haven't followed the story closely at all. Here's the Rolling Stone exposé for anyone who has some catching to to do (published 05/2024)

As a resident of [city in 2020 headlines] haha

If it's anything like the closet hard cider I made, it would get you drunk but was too sweet and yeasty

This can't be true because I don't work there

More realistically, in that situation, they will be very good at raiding and terrorizing their neighbors

Stuff for adults to argue over that the students will never notice cuz they're looking at their phones

They're letting us to know the correct opinion to have if the debates occur

My ashtray with a pile of smushed prerolls all with a half-inch+ of flower

TIL

Any cool gf would be asking bf to play Pat's Johnny Hobo stuff when he was still a nihilist

Shit, they caught on to me putting every item in a brown paper bag that I key in as "lentils" and weigh on the scale.