As a resident of [city in 2020 headlines] haha

If it's anything like the closet hard cider I made, it would get you drunk but was too sweet and yeasty

This can't be true because I don't work there

If you disregard the rust, sharp corners, inability to use the bed, quality control x100 and disgusting CEO, the truck is really good at going zoomy tho

More realistically, in that situation, they will be very good at raiding and terrorizing their neighbors

Still better than the "supporting a family by being shift lead at taco bell" situation that exists in every fast food franchise in America. Basically being on-call 24/7 for $45k/yr

Dusting off my copy of "A Day Without A Mexican" and muttering "it's happening again"

I left my tablet on the ground floor, be a dear and retrieve it for me

TIL

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