The preview gave it away, but I could sense that trap coming anyhow
Somebody should invent an economic system where, like, no one gets a lot more, so that others also get something and that takes away the incentives for petty theft? Since we're spitting ideas here
Okay so I'm not insane
I don't want a five or ten minute video communicating something I can read in thirty seconds.
Anyhow as a woman apparently her body has ways to prevent molestation if she doesn't want it
The Onion is really slaying it on this conflict
Because I assumed they were a male couple, that punchline landed differently
Well, that was straight up feels
Boy, no one could have seen this coming
They have the money and/or ignorance to continue hiding from reality
It might not even kill it. Facebook is still kicking, after all, for all its enshittification. It's just... idk, some of us were freed to move on to a more satisfying experience. That's all. Life continues here, life continues there
They had me with
"Threads feels like when a local restaurant you enjoy opens a location in an airport.
It feels like a Twitter alternative you would order from Brookstone."
Perfectly captures the banal uncanny valley of it all
How about we shift to talking about portion control and be less all or nothing?