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Pouring Coffee Into Your Rectum Isn't Worth The Risk, Says Expert
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how did anyone even come up with the idea of boofing coffee? it's so obviously a bad idea... can't too much caffeine cause gastrointestinal problems even when consumed the normal way?
I recently learned about this practice from the netflix miniseries Apple Cider Vinegar. pretty good show about alternative medicine social media grifters
One of the Kelloggs was a puritan freak who thought that physiological imbalance was equal to metaphysical sin, so drinking hot coffee to heat and stimulate your body was a crime before God. He also invented a machine that blasted multiple gallons per minute of yogurt up your ass, notably used by Thomas Edison and President Taft. The same guy popularized circumcision as a preventative to masturbation and dedicated the last 30 years of his life to eugenics and segregation.
Takes all kinds.
not in a sexual way, though. that would be sinful. just completely non-sexually trying to get my buddies and customers buttpregnant with giant loads of cream. for health
Wait, what? An early 20th century futanari/fucking machine? Where get?