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[-] john_browns_beard@hexbear.net 41 points 3 months ago

After several years of feeding the birds and squirrels in my backyard, I've finally gotten some crows to start coming around regularly. I'm now conditioning them to associate my whistling with snacks, it's only a matter of time before I can launch my corvid-assisted revolution.

[-] john_brown@hexbear.net 13 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Once you get the crows on your side work on the vultures, they're bigger and scarier and just as interested in being fed by people

they like cat food

[-] Des@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago

but will they build an entire culture around how you are good and your enemies are their enemies?

[-] john_brown@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago

I'll have to develop a mutual language and get back to you on that one

[-] john_browns_beard@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago

I also have a few ravens in the neighborhood but I hardly ever see them. Still holding out hope for the heavy artillery.

[-] wtypstanaccount04@hexbear.net 3 points 3 months ago

Sic them on your local Tesla dealership

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