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I regret to inform you that Hexbear is shutting down as the mods have become dissatisfied with the lack of peepee and poopoo (hexbear.net)
submitted 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) by Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
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No, don't bother shid your pant. It is too late to convince them.

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[-] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 12 points 4 weeks ago

I am literally the top admin/owner/funder/coolguy of Hexbear. This is absolutely true. The only way to save hexbear is if enough users piss themselves doing a headstand. Sorry but it's the only way.

[-] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 8 points 4 weeks ago

gotta learn how to headstand quick smart

[-] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 7 points 4 weeks ago

Do it against a wall so you can focus on pissing.

[-] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 2 points 4 weeks ago

No! One must support themselves with just their arms! Enjoy your lifetime ban you liberal.

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 5 points 4 weeks ago

Waterboarding myself with piss to remain a power pisster

[-] SovietBeerTruckOperator@hexbear.net 4 points 4 weeks ago

I literally pissed myself yesterday so perfect

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