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Confirming this is true, as a mod
Typical mod behavior smdh my damn head
Also as a mod I'm rejecting this confirmation outright
I am literally the top admin/owner/funder/coolguy of Hexbear. This is absolutely true. The only way to save hexbear is if enough users piss themselves doing a headstand. Sorry but it's the only way.
gotta learn how to headstand quick smart
Do it against a wall so you can focus on pissing.
No! One must support themselves with just their arms! Enjoy your lifetime ban you liberal.
Waterboarding myself with piss to remain a power pisster
I literally pissed myself yesterday so perfect
Lol mods! First they ban pooppoo and now they say we're not peeoee enough! UlyssesT died for our sins 
Also we're starting a new crypto called Pisscoin. If you want to make premium posts you now have to be a Pisscoin holder.
Sounds like the mods have to practice what they preach.
I think we should just ban all posting.
All right, get to work, le epic Hexxitors! Let's get our hands on a copy of The Pee Pee Poo Poo Man for movie night.
this post was submitted on 19 Apr 2025
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