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submitted 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) by Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

No, don't bother shid your pant. It is too late to convince them.

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[-] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 18 points 2 days ago

Confirming this is true, as a mod

[-] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 10 points 2 days ago

Typical mod behavior smdh my damn head

[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 5 points 2 days ago

Also as a mod I'm rejecting this confirmation outright

[-] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 12 points 2 days ago

I am literally the top admin/owner/funder/coolguy of Hexbear. This is absolutely true. The only way to save hexbear is if enough users piss themselves doing a headstand. Sorry but it's the only way.

[-] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 8 points 2 days ago

gotta learn how to headstand quick smart

[-] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago

Do it against a wall so you can focus on pissing.

[-] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 2 points 2 days ago

No! One must support themselves with just their arms! Enjoy your lifetime ban you liberal.

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 5 points 2 days ago

Waterboarding myself with piss to remain a power pisster

I literally pissed myself yesterday so perfect

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 10 points 2 days ago

Also we're starting a new crypto called Pisscoin. If you want to make premium posts you now have to be a Pisscoin holder.

[-] mendiCAN@hexbear.net 10 points 2 days ago

Lol mods! First they ban pooppoo and now they say we're not peeoee enough! UlyssesT died for our sins kiryu-slam

[-] nothx@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago

Sounds like the mods have to practice what they preach.

I think we should just ban all posting.

[-] Thordros@hexbear.net 3 points 2 days ago

All right, get to work, le epic Hexxitors! Let's get our hands on a copy of The Pee Pee Poo Poo Man for movie night.

this post was submitted on 19 Apr 2025
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