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Brace yourselves: all the fake Easter fans are about to pretend they care about the subculture for an entire day (hexbear.net)

submitted 3 months ago by happybadger@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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wow you celebrate it one whole day good for you take your selfie you're participating in the easter lifestyle aren't you. I've been hunting easter eggs every day since I was a child but look at the five in your stupid fucking basket.

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[-] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 32 points 3 months ago

I know this is a joke, but OMG mum would get so mad at the "only go to mass at Easter and Christmas" people.

[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 30 points 3 months ago

I'm already banned from every Catholic church within driving distance because I kept demanding an Easter mass and calling them posers. Jesus died for Easter to exist. He DIED on the CROSS so we could enjoy chocolate and lamb every day. Catholics don't care.

[-] sleeplessone@lemmy.ml 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I'm glad I'm from a Chreaster family instead of one that actually takes Catholicism seriously. I'm a manchild large adult son who still lives with his parents and I would hate it if I was dragged to mass every week.