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[-] Stamets@lemmy.world 55 points 3 weeks ago

So it's a taxi.

Motherfucker loves trying to reinvent the wheel only to end up at the goddamn wheel.

"I'ma invent a giant system that goes underground so we can move people around faster!" That's a subway, you santorum-covered condom.

[-] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 18 points 3 weeks ago

Par for the course for techbros. His hyperloop was a shittier train. UberPool is a shittier bus. All these dumbfucks grow up being told they're the specialest boys, so of course people who made better things before them were clearly wrong.

[-] Eheran@lemmy.world 17 points 3 weeks ago

Hyperloop was a raging success - it stopped funding of railway. I believe he even admitted that this was behind it to begin with.

[-] albert180@piefed.social 4 points 3 weeks ago

Luckily only in Murica.

The liberal parties here tried to make the same argument here, but luckily no one takes them seriously (in Europe this means something different, than in the US. It's not progressive/left-leaning, they are more like Libertarians/Republicans. They don't hate gay people, but hate paying taxes and regulations)

[-] mrus@lemmy.sdf.org 0 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Wait, who actually likes paying taxes?

//edit: Forgot I'm on Lemmy. I'll show myself out, comrades.

[-] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

Motherfucker loves trying to reinvent the wheel only to end up at the goddamn wheel.

A shittier version of the wheel.

[-] Stamets@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago
[-] WaxiestSteam69@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

Isn't the Cybertruck steering wheel called a squircle?

[-] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Hahahaha

Edit: oh fuck I thought you were just making a joke. Jesus fucking Christ.

[-] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Terrible name for a terrible design. Yoke style steering wheels are not safe for cars because they create awkward handholds as they rotate.

Yoke style works in planes and race cars where they aren't rotated 360+ degrees regularly, rarely over 90 degrees either direction.

[-] Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 weeks ago

If it made sense, Saab would have done it.

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

I cringed. I don't know if you made that up or not, and the fact that I genuinely can't tell made me sad for this stupid timeline.

[-] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 3 points 3 weeks ago

Apparently it fucking is. God I hate everything.

[-] j4k3@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

::: spoiler An X... New rimless cross spoke omnidirectional wheel pic of a tank trap

[-] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 2 points 3 weeks ago

Musky naming something involving X.

Challenge: Impossible.

[-] Archangel1313@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 weeks ago

AKA...the "New and Improved Wheel". It's all about the marketing.

[-] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 weeks ago

“Failure is an option here. If things are not failing, you are not innovating enough.”

-Elon Musk

[-] bazus1@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

props for the accurate use of "santorum."

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