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[-] Stamets@lemmy.world 55 points 3 weeks ago

So it's a taxi.

Motherfucker loves trying to reinvent the wheel only to end up at the goddamn wheel.

"I'ma invent a giant system that goes underground so we can move people around faster!" That's a subway, you santorum-covered condom.

[-] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 18 points 3 weeks ago

Par for the course for techbros. His hyperloop was a shittier train. UberPool is a shittier bus. All these dumbfucks grow up being told they're the specialest boys, so of course people who made better things before them were clearly wrong.

[-] Eheran@lemmy.world 17 points 3 weeks ago

Hyperloop was a raging success - it stopped funding of railway. I believe he even admitted that this was behind it to begin with.

[-] albert180@piefed.social 4 points 3 weeks ago

Luckily only in Murica.

The liberal parties here tried to make the same argument here, but luckily no one takes them seriously (in Europe this means something different, than in the US. It's not progressive/left-leaning, they are more like Libertarians/Republicans. They don't hate gay people, but hate paying taxes and regulations)

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[-] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

Motherfucker loves trying to reinvent the wheel only to end up at the goddamn wheel.

A shittier version of the wheel.

[-] Stamets@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago
[-] WaxiestSteam69@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

Isn't the Cybertruck steering wheel called a squircle?

[-] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Hahahaha

Edit: oh fuck I thought you were just making a joke. Jesus fucking Christ.

[-] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Terrible name for a terrible design. Yoke style steering wheels are not safe for cars because they create awkward handholds as they rotate.

Yoke style works in planes and race cars where they aren't rotated 360+ degrees regularly, rarely over 90 degrees either direction.

[-] Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 weeks ago

If it made sense, Saab would have done it.

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

I cringed. I don't know if you made that up or not, and the fact that I genuinely can't tell made me sad for this stupid timeline.

[-] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 3 points 3 weeks ago

Apparently it fucking is. God I hate everything.

[-] j4k3@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

::: spoiler An X... New rimless cross spoke omnidirectional wheel pic of a tank trap

[-] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 2 points 3 weeks ago

Musky naming something involving X.

Challenge: Impossible.

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[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 29 points 3 weeks ago

For ‘driving’ reasons.

[-] Red_October@lemmy.world 27 points 3 weeks ago

Imagine that job though. It is your job to be a scapegoat for traffic collisions.

[-] tonytins@pawb.social 3 points 3 weeks ago

I can imagine very few people will be lining up for that job.

[-] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 7 points 3 weeks ago

There is a lot of people willing to lick Musky's taint.

[-] RobotZap10000@feddit.nl 8 points 3 weeks ago

The "human driver" in question:
Doug, the main character from the movie "Total Recall", ripping the Johnny humanoid robot out of its socket.

[-] DeadPixel@lemmy.zip 6 points 3 weeks ago

Hey man, I got 5 kids to feed

[-] WaxiestSteam69@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

I thought it was a 2 seater with no controls. Lemme guess... It's a fleet of Model 3s.

[-] sndmn@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 weeks ago

Cybertrucks pulling wooden carts.

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[-] Archangel1313@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 weeks ago

The driver fits in the trunk.

[-] XiberKernel@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Ah, so the Model S.

[-] pennomi@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Why do you think that Teslas have a “frunk”? It’s for holding the driver, of course.

[-] einlander@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Didn't Tesla choose not to allow Tesla vehicle lessee's to not buy their cars so they can convert them to robo taxis and also software upgrade them so sell at a higher price in the certified pre-owned market?

[-] partial_accumen@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

That was the initial plan but it hit a number of roadblocks.

  1. The release of the Robotaxi product was much delayed, and had Tesla kept to the "no buyout of leased cars" they would have been swimming in returned vehicles with nothing to do with them yet.

  2. The policy was put in place at a time when the autonomous hardware was thought to be the "final" version (referred to as Hardware 3). It turns out the "final" version wasn't powerful enough, so a new final version was released (Hardware 4). So all the cars that were leased were not going to be useful as taxi cabs, so they offered those for sale to their leasers.

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[-] charade_you_are@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 weeks ago

I must say, it's been a little nicer not having this dipshit in the headlines every single fucking day. I guess he's going to start saying things again and fuck with my peace of mind.

I think Musk should 100% trust his fucking piece of shit robotaxi tech and use it exclusively. Good chance it drives him off a bridge.

[-] jsomae@lemmy.ml 7 points 3 weeks ago

I'm planning to launch a human-only taxi service, but to cut costs the humans will be AI.

[-] boydster@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 weeks ago

Waymo doesn't need it, but he does? lol

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[-] sndmn@lemmy.ca 5 points 3 weeks ago

Remember his robots - ROFL

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

yeah, totally not to keep the robotaxis from being molotoved. although after what musk did, not sure the presence of drivers will stop people.

[-] albert180@piefed.social 2 points 3 weeks ago

And only handpicked hardcore cult-members are invited for the "beta-phase", and are invited to share their experiences via Video and Photo for Stock Pumping

[-] net00@lemmy.today 2 points 3 weeks ago
  • Will have a driver in the "robo" taxi
  • Will need to only run on specific area at specific time frame
  • Won't run in "bad" weather
  • Has all other kinds of small rules and quirks.

This seems like a complete waste of time for everyone involved.

[-] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago

Tech bros doing tech bro shit. Lord knows we didnt have taxis before.

[-] Canadian_Cabinet@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

This is exactly what happened with his stupid Hyperloop

[-] QuantumTickle@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 weeks ago

Tesla's brand of self driving is unsafe, you say?

[-] SuperSpruce@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 weeks ago

This is even worse than I expected. I expected another delay, or a autonomous taxi with a remote driver constantly monitoring at best. This is no better than a regular taxi.

[-] Showroom7561@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 weeks ago

So..... A regular taxi, then? 🤔🤭😂😂😂😂

[-] Tja@programming.dev 1 points 3 weeks ago

No, this will be less convenient and more expensive. Like the tesla tunnel thing in Vegas: subway, but much worse.

[-] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 1 points 3 weeks ago

SMH not even 700 ppl remote working in India like Amazon

[-] Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Elon spent all this money on making a taxi that drives itself but needs a driver and only works some of the time.

Elon is a genius.....

[-] aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 weeks ago

so... uhh... what's the point?

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