FDA warns public not to eat possibly radioactive shrimp sold at Walmart. The FDA said no shrimp that tested positive has entered the US food supply. [CW: shrimp] (ghostarchive.org)

submitted 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) by InevitableSwing@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

NSFW 20 comments fedilink hide all child comments

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments

[-] Asafum@feddit.nl 13 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

Ughhhh how am I supposed to be Shrimpman now!?

Just when you think you're about to become a superhero the man steps in and takes it away!

Actually... Wait a sec... If I bite the radioactive shrimp does it gain the superpower? Does it become manshrimp!?

[-] Kuori@hexbear.net 5 points 3 hours ago

If I bite the radioactive shrimp does it gain the superpower?

only if you've had an x-ray that day

[-] Asafum@feddit.nl 3 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Ahhh, then we're both radioactive! Now I just need to get the shrimp to bite me while I'm biting it and I can be its sidekick! Manshrimp and Shrimpboy!

...Slightly old Shrimpboy lol

this post was submitted on 19 Aug 2025

38 points (100.0% liked)

chapotraphouse

13970 readers

705 users here now

Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.

No anti-nautilism posts. See: Eco-fascism Primer

Slop posts go in c/slop. Don't post low-hanging fruit here.

founded 4 years ago

MODERATORS

LENINSGHOSTFACEKILLA@hexbear.net

MiraculousMM@hexbear.net

Nakoichi@hexbear.net

corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net

PorkrollPosadist@hexbear.net

ZoomeristLeninist@hexbear.net

EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net

sweet_pecan@hexbear.net

a_little_red_rat@hexbear.net

khizuo@hexbear.net

gaystyleJoker@hexbear.net

thelastaxolotl@hexbear.net

context@hexbear.net

Infamousblt@hexbear.net

Sulvy@hexbear.net