FDA warns public not to eat possibly radioactive shrimp sold at Walmart. The FDA said no shrimp that tested positive has entered the US food supply. [CW: shrimp] (ghostarchive.org)

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[-] Kuori@hexbear.net 5 points 3 hours ago

If I bite the radioactive shrimp does it gain the superpower?

only if you've had an x-ray that day

[-] Asafum@feddit.nl 3 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Ahhh, then we're both radioactive! Now I just need to get the shrimp to bite me while I'm biting it and I can be its sidekick! Manshrimp and Shrimpboy!

...Slightly old Shrimpboy lol

this post was submitted on 19 Aug 2025

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