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submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

This is not a drill. The woke mob has taken Cracker Barrel.

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[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 82 points 4 months ago

I gave my life to Christ in the Cracker Barrel parking lot.

New sentence!

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 45 points 4 months ago

Imagine that's where you have your spiritual awakening

A fucking parking lot for a terrible store that's also a bad restaurant

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 24 points 4 months ago

How are we being beaten by these freaks?

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 36 points 4 months ago

These freaks are the end result of decades of anti-communist policy

These are the perfect USAans

Christian Conservative Consumers

Of course they're going to be in charge, the system was made for them

[-] Weedian@hexbear.net 18 points 4 months ago

Kkkristian kkkonservative kkkonsumers

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 9 points 4 months ago

I kkkonsidered it, but kkkhose to use some takkkt

[-] PKMKII@hexbear.net 10 points 4 months ago

And let’s be real, the first two largely exist to put a sheen of divinity and philosophy on the last one.

[-] SovietBeerTruckOperator@hexbear.net 30 points 4 months ago

I think there just are people out there who genuinely enjoy this vapid lifestyle. Like we could create a star trek utopia and there'd still be a minority of people grumbling in their free apartment that there isn't an ugly neon parking lot with a restaurant attached that they can buy awful burgers in, instead they have to eat good vegan burgers from their damn replicator!

[-] Leon_Grotsky@hexbear.net 21 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

joke policeBenjamin Sisko, who for the non Trekkies, is literally the guy described above by SBTO

[-] SovietBeerTruckOperator@hexbear.net 16 points 4 months ago

Nah he made good food.

These people want disgusting slop that doesn't have any complex flavors that will confuse them.

[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 14 points 4 months ago

i wouldn't mind working in the creole restaurant in the commune stuff

There seems to be a lot of artisanal food production in the Federation, the Picard family makes wine, Boimler makes raisins, Picard brings actual caviar on the Enterprise.

[-] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 10 points 4 months ago

Technically all food from a replicator is vegan. beanis

[-] eldavi@lemmy.ml 3 points 4 months ago

Isn't shit an animal product? Lol

[-] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 4 points 4 months ago
[-] eldavi@lemmy.ml 1 points 4 months ago

a glib comment about vegans abstaining from all animal products.

[-] OptimusSubprime@hexbear.net 5 points 4 months ago

There is a Talking Heads song about this type of person: Nothing But Flowers (CW:Meat)

[-] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 2 points 4 months ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[-] barrbaric@hexbear.net 20 points 4 months ago

Billions of dollars of funding from the people who are actually beating us goes into every aspect of society to produce people like this.

[-] isame@hexbear.net 20 points 4 months ago

I was raised in the pentecostal church in Florida. That is, in fact, not a new sentence lol

[-] glimmer_twin@hexbear.net 14 points 4 months ago

How do we make taglines happen

[-] Dessa@hexbear.net 14 points 4 months ago

I like to imagine the mods just use foeum search for "tagline" and pick out their favorites, but the process is shrouded in secrecy

[-] Rom@hexbear.net 9 points 4 months ago

It's a lot like picking a new pope

[-] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 4 points 4 months ago

Juan Guaido declared interim mod for picking new site taglines at hexbeanis.io.gov

[-] OptimusSubprime@hexbear.net 11 points 4 months ago

New tagline just dropped.

[-] VibeCoder@hexbear.net 11 points 4 months ago

Reality is self-parody-ing

[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 7 points 4 months ago

New hot country single.

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