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[-] ivanafterall@kbin.social 40 points 10 months ago

Finger into the jar of peanut butter it is, then.

[-] FeetinMashedPotatoes@lemmy.world 23 points 10 months ago

Hehe...yeah....finger.... definitely my finger....

[-] ivanafterall@kbin.social 17 points 10 months ago

Relevant username?

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

opening theme to American Pie starts playing

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

A long, long time ago
In a galaxy far away
Naboo was under an attack

[-] EatYouWell@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago

Peanut butter is the snack food I have to leave at the store. I can eat like 1,000Cal of it in a few minutes.

[-] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 8 points 10 months ago

PB is so delicious though...

[-] ivanafterall@kbin.social 6 points 10 months ago

Just go on keto or similar and now you're maintaining a perfect diet.

[-] ReluctantMuskrat@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

It's still a crap-ton of calories, at least the way I eat it. I've proven you can gain weight on keto. It's harder but snacking on PB all day is one way to get enough calories to do it.

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