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[-] Parsani@hexbear.net 109 points 1 year ago

I have a vision of the future:

My therapy AI raised the subscription fee, so I started to use the Starbucks Coffee Selection AI as it was based on the same LLM. Starbucks shut it down because it started to recommend people drink lattes to improve their anxiety. Everyone is now using the Michelin Tire Customer Support AI for therapy, you just have to pepper in random questions about tires so it doesn't shut you out.

[-] MorelaakIsBack@hexbear.net 54 points 1 year ago

i keep having falling dreams that have me waking up in a cold sweat. my partner says i was screaming

chatbot: .....

oh and in the falling dreams there are offroad radial axis tires

[-] RedQuestionAsker2@hexbear.net 41 points 1 year ago

What tires are best for off-road winter conditions, and why am I depressed?

[-] Stache_@lemmy.ml 27 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

You may be experiencing something known as “Seasonal Depression”. Luckily, our All Season Goodyear Tires are on a special sale and are guaranteed to get you out that ditch and back on track! Just text “RE-TIRE ME” to 1-800-MICHELIN

[-] clipper@lemm.ee 38 points 1 year ago

Lots of people have lots of (good) reasons for being on Lemmy but I'm here for shit like this

[-] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 36 points 1 year ago

a-little-trolling We have the best posters, folks. Many people are saying this.

[-] Antiwork@hexbear.net 30 points 1 year ago

For hexbear? Yeah me too

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