If you go partying tonight, keep an eye out for total Chinese invasion (hexbear.net)

submitted 1 year ago by happybadger@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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This is the exact time I would invade. Whatever country you're in, expect it to happen at midnight when everyone is kissing each other. Expect overwhelming force from land/sea/air.

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[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 26 points 1 year ago

Since I'm a tankie I will loudly announce my undying loyalty to the CPC and pick up an AK and join them.

[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago

That's my biggest fear. Once it starts who knows how many sleeper agents there are. Millions maybe. I'll be too busy kissing to notice them taking off their masks.