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[-] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

Ok, what?

Is the guy in this situation trying to brag, or does he not realize that A. it's probably like 4 donuts and B. you ain't gonna fit in the donut

[-] kewwwi@lemmy.world 20 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

the girl in this situation was allowed to play with it

don't ruin all your fun with stupid analysis, kthxx

[-] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

psh overanalyzing shitposts is my specialty

[-] Starkstruck@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago

It's a play on the "she let me run hot wheels over them titties" meme. Just doing increasingly goofy shit with your partner's body.

[-] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

fr thank you, I hadn't seen that meme

[-] Obi@sopuli.xyz 2 points 9 months ago

What happened to simply hitting a line off her bum? Kids these days...

[-] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 9 months ago
[-] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 5 points 9 months ago
[-] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

You know, not what I was thinking, but I can see how it falls within the bounds of my statement.

[-] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

Yeah. the donut I have here is about an inch and a quarter long. I'm in the upper percentile so I figured I wouldn't use my size, so that round that down and 4 should be like 80%

[-] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 9 months ago

i never measured a donut but I would swear it's taller than that

[-] zzx@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

Pretty sure I could fit like... Two... And I think I'm bigger than average? Doughnuts are just way bigger than this. 4 is a huge amount of doughnuts. You'd need like, a 10 inch cock

[-] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

Nah man, the ones I just posted top at 6" and some. I doubt most will fit in it though, I certainly dont

[-] zzx@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

Shit bro, you did the analysis... Can't argue with results like that

[-] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

It's why I do it. These are important things that we should understand fully when discussing them

[-] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

I... would measure it, but I'm out of donuts. I'll pick one up for the sake of a shitpost

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