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[-] ComradeR@lemmy.ml 15 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

The doctors at the emergency room and the burn victims hospital nurses/doctors: "Ok! Can you tell us how that happened?"

[-] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 25 points 9 months ago

If the victims are still burning, you've taken them to the hospital too quickly. Please extinguish all open flames before the patient enters the building.

[-] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 7 points 9 months ago

"I'm sorry, sir, but this has been a non-smoking location since '95. You're going to have to stop, drop, and roll for me before we can wheel you in."

[-] Cort@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

"Nope, nope, not yet. I still see a couple of embers; get back down on the ground and keep rolling till you're fully extinguished."

[-] ComradeR@lemmy.ml 4 points 9 months ago

Hahahaha! Just edited my comment. Thank you! ๐Ÿ˜

this post was submitted on 06 Feb 2024
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