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Ah, fuck 't. That looks so relaxing, I'm lighting up again
go outside and mime smoking a cigarette. take deep breaths, hold in that fresh air, pretend to knock the ash off the the imaginary stick -- really sell it; make your kid feel like he sabotaged your attempt to quit.
Develop a cough. Tell him you're going to the doctor and come back with a grave expression. Tell him the doctor diagnosed you with lung cancer.
Traumatize your child for life
That'll show that snotnosed little twerp
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