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Here's how Biden can still win (hexbear.net)

submitted 7 months ago by Infamousblt@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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He could do all of these things and still win:

Stop doing a genocide
Stop being a racist on immigration
Forgive all student loan debt
Actually fight for labor rather than strikebreak
Send out the 600 bucks he still owes everyone

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[-] Utter_Karate@hexbear.net 32 points 7 months ago

Without putting the bar too high, I'm pretty sure he could earn back some support if he just stopped doing stuff at all. Just a complete acute mental collapse. He would be vastly preferrable to the opposition if he was simply not mentally capable of supporting anything anymore.

[-] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 21 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

We're at the point where that cabbage that outlasted Liz Truss* would genuinely be materially better for people

[-] Owl@hexbear.net 13 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

If a cabbage was president, I'd worry that we'd just get the policies of whatever ghouls happen to be in the cabinet.

A grizzly bear, though,

[-] triplenadir@lemmygrad.ml 11 points 7 months ago

wasn't it a lettuce outlasting Liz Truss?

[-] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 7 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Thanks for catching that comrade, edited; I constantly get my feckless politicians mixed up

[-] Utter_Karate@hexbear.net 8 points 7 months ago

If I were American I would vote for it.

[-] ComradePupIvy@lemmygrad.ml 9 points 7 months ago

Wait a cabbage is running, where to I sign up

[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 12 points 7 months ago

If Joe Biden pisses and shids himself live on stage and forever after has no clue who he is or where he is I would vote for him. Because that would be fuckin hilarious.

[-] Utter_Karate@hexbear.net 11 points 7 months ago

That's exactly what I mean. That's not out of reach! You will never get a Biden that is suddenly a competent champion of the working class, but a Biden that has no idea where he is and is mentally unfit to sign any document is certainly not impossible.