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Comedy has peaked ladies and gentlemen
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Was that the one about them two daughters? I feel so bad for that father. Like couldn't they have found literally anyone else?!
No it's an erotic poem actually. Has lines like "her breasts are like twin gazelles".
Nice, I'll save that line for my girl ๐
Edit: She didn't get it.
Here is the text. It's actually quite pretty. You don't have to be religious to enjoy it. https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Song%20of%20Solomon%201&version=ESV
Help me out here, I'm having trouble picturing this. Like... a pair of complete, full-size gazelles? Just fastened to the woman's torso? If not, which parts?
I found it!
That's the quote yeah.
That was Lot fleeing Sodom or Gomorrah or some shit. I mean, if I thought the world was ending and the only person around was my dad, and I was female, goodbye human race okay.
For real, humanity just deservers to die at that point I would figure.