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[-] mostNONheinous@lemmy.world 15 points 4 months ago

I always heard the lyrics to Cake’s I want a girl as “ I want a girl with the right eye locations”. Seems reasonable enough, nobody wants to date Sloth from the Goonies. And then one day a girl I was talking to told me it was “the right allocations” like measurements, and I’m not sure if I’ve ever felt dumber.

[-] gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Short Skirt / Long Jacket

Great song whose music video includes some beautiful shots of early 2000s Sacramento (where they're from), including local news anchorwoman Dierdre Fitzpatrick when she was an in-the-field reporter!

[-] mostNONheinous@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

I knew I got the title wrong haha

[-] electric_nan@lemmy.ml 3 points 4 months ago

I always sing it "I want a girl with a short skirt and a looooong mustache"

[-] Brickhead92@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

Moustache by LittleBig, might be up your alley.

[-] Mac@mander.xyz 2 points 4 months ago

i mean, they're kinda the same thing, tbh.

[-] VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

I heard it as 'aisle locations' which seemed to kinda fit the corporate success stuff.

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