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[-] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 22 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

From now on, we at /c/vegan will promote a strictly banana-based diet in humans. Fruitarians will be tolerated, but only to the extent that they take steps toward removing other fruits from their diet and becoming bananatarian. /s

[-] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Make sure you feed your cats bananas as well.

[-] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Hey, listen here, we don't allow this kind of dangerous, abusive advice on this platform, and I've reported this comment. A cat is an obligate beanitarian, and by feeding it a diet of bananas, you're slowly killing it, despite claiming to care about the wellbeing of animals and non-banana plants. If you have an ethical problem with beans, don't own a cat; it's that simple.

[-] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Take your beans and shove them

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