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[-] MissJinx@lemmy.world 41 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

meanwhile in the dog food discussions:

  • My dog likes bell pepers
  • My dog only eats raw racoon meet
  • my dog eats poop

Dogs, the easiest species to feed

Edit: they will.also eat all the crumbs and spills from the floor saving time on cleaning

[-] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 2 months ago

Dogs are nature's vacuum cleaners confirmed

[-] Veneroso@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Dog: Man's overlooked weight-loss aid.

Dog: "You gonna finish that?"

Me: "No."

Dog: Munching noises.

[-] Voyajer@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Dogs have been selectively bred to better handle foods humans eat barring some notable exceptions. Dogs significantly better grain digesting enzyme production than wild candids for example.

My dog has an iron gut based on what she can happily eat

[-] FelixCress@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Dogs, the easiest species to feed

That would be pigs but some dogs are actually quite close to that.

[-] MissJinx@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

oh that's true, they even eat human bones... I heard

[-] FelixCress@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Yup, I heard you got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".

[-] MissJinx@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

...for the sake of the piggies' digestion

yep because they'll even eat the theeth and any artificial work done to it, but they will poop it out later... and we all know how that turned out for ol' bobby

[-] Cryophilia@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

My dog knows the command "help", which means "oh no I spilled some food on the floor come clean it up"

[-] superkret@feddit.org 2 points 2 months ago

This could spectacularly backfire if you ever fall down and can't get up.

[-] Cryophilia@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

When I'm sick she turns into an anxious mess. So useless. She can't even call my doctor.

[-] P4ulin_Kbana@lemmy.eco.br 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)
[-] Cryophilia@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago
[-] FelixCress@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Oh, dogs...

Yeah, I like dags.

[-] FelixCress@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

How do you cook them?

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