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[-] sloppy_diffuser@sh.itjust.works 44 points 1 month ago

You need downers to ride the uppers and get that perfect drug fueled circadian rhythm going.

Energy drinks during the day and a nice indica bong/dab rip, edible, or blunt in the evening.

Warning: If things have escalated to cocaine/meth/adderall to go up and opiates and a handy from the local masseuse to go down, you're probably riding the rhythm too hard.

/s please take care of yourself!

[-] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 month ago

Me actually. I take vyvanse to manage my ADHD and it is one of the few medications that has legitimately helped in a major way. 2 problems though; I struggled with bouts of insomnia before taking vyvanse and for whatever reason most medications last longer for me than they do for others. So about a year into using vyvanse my partner assures me that yes my insomnia has gotten much worse and I need to do something about it before it actually kills me. So for about 6 months now I have been working with my doctor to get some sleep meds bc mind you I do NEED the vyvanse (or a extended release stimulant of some kind) in order to function in this society. In these 6 months I was perscribed 2 sleep meds. One of them made me pass out really quick but it was nearly impossible to get out of bed in the morning and I felt like I had brain fog for hours. The second one was basically fucking melatonin (it was an analog known as ramelteon) and it made it harder to sleep if anything at all.

So anyway know I smoke weed almosy nightly. Sleep like a baby but I will admit it does occasionally interfere with my responsibilities lol

[-] variants@possumpat.io 5 points 1 month ago
[-] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Not important if you just start robbing banks

๐ŸŒŒ๐Ÿง 

[-] Katana314@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Jesus. And here I thought you were going to suggest something simple like chamomile tea.

[-] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Pfft, go big or go home

[-] Sammy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

Ah, I believe this was standard practice in the 70โ€™s; Black Beauties in the morning, quaaludes to tuck you in at night. ๐Ÿ’Š

[-] sloppy_diffuser@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

I saw that documentary. "The Wolf of Wall Street" or something? Maybe that was actually late 80s-early 90s.

On a daily basis I consume enough drugs to sedate Manhattan, Long Island, and Queens for a month. I take Quaaludes 10-15 times a day for my "back pain", Adderall to stay focused, Xanax to take the edge off, pot to mellow me out, cocaine to wake me back up again, and morphine... Well, because it's awesome.

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